Cursed Tractor at Green Mountain US1589

[octopos 26]

I was chasing a player (that killed on sight a noob lost at north) near the-not-pronounceable-place Mountain. And in the base of the mountain I saw a Tractor, in straight line from the deer stand in 31-90 . So I run for it =]

BUT!! For some reason, when I saw the tractor, it simply disappeared from my sight!Puff...

I continued to ruuun around, and I found it...

I began to be scared, this object just teleported to another place, just near you-know-where... I got courage and geared in it. But, nothing, its was empty.. weary. Who park a empty tractor? Any way, I mounted it make a ride after the news born killer. Maybe run over him B)

So I take a ride:

I decide to go to Pustoshka, maybe that player is going to there? But near the city, I started to heard many shoots, a Light Machine Gun for sure!!

OMG that tractor is in red, I will be killed in explosion!!

Nothing happened.... I was in open field and continues to drive... if I dismount, I will get a broken leg and a bullet for sure :( .

If I stop and dismount, at that rate of fire, I will get killed for sure... SO FULL SPEEEED!!

Yep, this is full speed :} .

I went to Pustoshka, again at shoot range. How?! I was driving a tractor!! Any way, I'm save now, just dismount, get a good shoot position and take my M14 :D

BUT soon as I dismounted, the tractor began to scream!! A pain scream, this is a cursed vehicle?! WHY I stolen this tractor from you-know-where?! It must be cursed!!

I run like a girl, not looking behind :(

BANG!! Explosion...

Sudden the shoots stopped. I was near a house, I came in. No sound (just zeds all over the place)....

I got my balls at the ground and decided to see what happened to the tractor.

Burned. No zed nearby, no shoots. I thought "The shooter it's coming to kill me!!" So I waited almost 5 mins... nothing..

So I start to running around the city... NO ONE!

No one appeared!! What the hell, who was shooting?!

That cursed tractor!! Its was kidding with my fears!! Daaaam the-not-pronounceable-place Mountain and it vehicles!! All cursed!!

CURSED!!!! CUUURSED!!!

NEVA GONA FOORGOT WHAT HAPPENED IN YOU-KNOW-WHERE!! NEVEEEER!!!!

Edited August 17, 2012 by octopos

[Gary_Coleman 27]

Dafuq I just read?

[Lysander_of_Sparta 43]

It's Green Mountain, what do you expect?

Funny thing is, IRL the area where I live is called Green Mountain.

[[email protected] 61]

I'm sorry but that was so stupid.

[EnermaX 59]

Ur lucky u survived. Noone leaves you-know-what alive. Watch out today...

[RIGHTLY 87]

I laughed. Good read, bruddah.

[octopos 26]

I'm sorry but that was so stupid.

And you are a humorist right? =]

Lets put a smile on your face