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Slyguy65

My bandit brothers...

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How can i even use the term brother...it is despicable it is with a heavy heart i come hear and say that it hurts that are devious ways do not allow for any form of unspoken rule of neutrality.

To be shot on sight by my fellow bandits...it hurts. No really IT HURTS the BLOOD IS POURING OUT!!!

But it is ok, for i have killed that MUTHA FUKIN DOUCHE LICKIN PANTY STICKLER who shot me...just a word of advice heed the neutrality rule, we are above those weak ants who wear ball caps. We are not mindless savages, we are clever hunters and predators. We should not have to stoop to the level of in fighting as those filthy survivors have.

As my bandit granny once said. If you don't agree with me...go suck a walnut.

That is all.

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