A Petition: To All The Hackers Out There

[SoUndSo 19]

Lets start with this:

I know you love to nuke players by hitting a shortcut on your keyboard. You are annoyed by trolling in forums and you are treated like shit in your real life because you look like Angie at her best,

and your using the toy of your dog because your dick is too small for a real "toy" (and you too ugly for a real woman, not necessary to mention that):

You are as nasty as mosquitoes I have to admit, but in this game, i pretty much dont care :) Yeeees you are very mighty nuking a whole server just by pushing 1 button, must be a great feeling. All these people you just killed are now crying, flaming and toootally pissed just because of Napoleon BonaHacker. But let me tell you something, i know a way how you can maximize your satisfaction for killing people.

Think about this: a Survivor that has just started, that is running around with a hatchet and a soda in his bag may be pissed for 1 minute, but after 2 minutes of playing after your nuke he will have scavenged some new items and he wont think about you anymore. So this is not who you want to kill, he will not remember your deed. Furtermore he virtually doesnt care wether you do nuke him or one of the 20 snipers in the woods does. And here we go what about the sniperz. Let me tell you something about them: they use weapons that actually need more than 5 minutes to be found, they wear ghillie suits and despite the fact that YOU (dear Hackzor) can get this stuff within just 2, maybe 3 clicks, a normal player needs hours to find these. If they get killed they freakin HATE YOU for that, they will start posting in all forums, crying in their mommies arms, maybe even throwing their PC out of the window? Wouldnt THAT be muuuch more satisfying than killing useless 5-minute-old Scavanging survivors?

Think about this and start maximizing your satisfaction NOW, visit aaaalll the servers you want and kill them all, teleport them out on the sea, so far that they will need to swim for an hour, throw them in the air, rip their heads off their bodies, smash them against a wall, tear them into peaces, THIS WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY.

Until then face the truth, you have lost your throne, youre just #2 on "The Biggest Annoyance In DayZ - List", as long as there's snipers you'll never reach it, so FIGHT THEM!

Yours Sincerely, a 5-Minute-Survivor.

[KennyNZ 121]

Haha, beans for you Sir.

[MitchRan91 25]

Wow...

So what happens when you are no longer a 5-minute survivor? You have great gear and a sniper and then these hackers kill you....

Stop moaning abou hackers and snipers and get on with it.

[Ped 80]

"You are as nasty as mosquitoes."

Best line I've heard all year.

[SoUndSo 19]

So what happens when you are no longer a 5-minute survivor? You have great gear and a sniper and then these hackers kill you....

Mhh i really can't tell you, I've never reached that point, I will let you know when one day I might make it out of a town. :)

Stop moaning abou hackers and snipers and get on with it.

If you see any moaning here maybe you should clean your glasses? :X

In fact, i dont moan, i make severe suggestions :)

[Maniacmike (DayZ) 24]

Take ya beans and pore them on ya keyboard so we don't have to read threads like this.

[SoUndSo 19]

Take ya beans and pore them on ya keyboard so we don't have to read threads like this.

You actually are capable of reading? I thought it was the Text-To-Speech function on your i-Phone that helped you with that... I might be mistaken though...

Lawl, go home skiddie.