So when you can't win, hack. Tsk Tsk...

[Devmagic 36]

Not been one to take much pride in my bandit antics, but since the 2.5 update scavenging for pretty much anything has become pretty pointless so me and my team have decided to hit up the PVP scene. One such story took place earlier tonight involving a clan who's tag i can't quite remember.

Me and my buddy are in Elektro school where i kill some dude running around within to see that he's a clan member. I check the player list and see 5 other guys with the same tag and think shit, something's about to go down. And it does, seconds later we are getting hit with suppressed fire from an unknown location.Now i knew they didn't know my buddy was with me as he didn't get to fire any shots nor did the victim look at him so my guess is his reinforcements will swarm only on my currently pinned down location. I take a peek out one of the windows to confirm my thoughts, there was a sniper on the hospital roof. I keep a close eye on him, my buddy watches the stairs and before you know it, one such member runs up and attempts a suicide mission by trying to frag me during the chaos.

We quickly dispatch of said player, and i narrowly avoid the blast of the frag by sprinting away. 2/6 down. At this point all of Elektro's finest Zeds come flying toward the school and we are now panicking (slightly) and begin trying to form a plan. I decide to throw a smoke grenade in hopes of distracting the incoming zeds for a short while, only better, i manage to get it right behind the hospital where the ladder meets the ground and after taking a few pot shots at the sniper, clipping him, he panics, tries to escape only to meet his doom at the hands of zombies.

The un-distracted hoard continue to pile up the stairs, the 2 of us unload bullet after bullet into these zeds and whilst my friend dies, due to gunfire from the window behind him, i manage to get another smoke grenade off at his dead body in order to prolong my life. Funnily, about 50-60 zeds just fill up one end of this corridor as i keep a low profile, hoping they'll leave after the smoke clears. Only better, the remaining 2 clan members must have come in to finish the job and end up summoning every zombie upstairs down onto them and a few gunshots later i see there 2 names added to the list.

My friend gets a lucky Otmel spawn and upon running back to loot his corpse gets chased by the final memeber who only brings a hatchet, and before he has a chance to axe any questions, i put a slug into the back of his head making it the "Full Monty"

Then we get 'hacked' i manage to escape but a huge explosion claims the life of my teammate seconds after he recovers his items. Now i cannot guarantee who it was but half the clan disappeared after that massacre and a load of scripting errors appear in the bottom corner as 2 of them try to log back in, which i find awfully suspicious, so i concluded that they got butthurt real bad and decided to cheat to take us on after failing to do it like real men.

Justice was served however, as i went AFK whilst still sat in lobby, only to see that all the players on their server got wiped by another hacker and restarted meaning all the bodies became unrecoverable.

A sad end to a great story. Damn butthurt hackers.