Lazers a must for the bandit race

[amw207 0]

Casually camping on Elektro hospo roof and from Sniper hill a badass rolls down shotting lazers out of his eyeballs (no joke), this was hacking at it's finest. As a bandit you have to appreciate his creativity and lack of regard for the law. Instead of bagging his hacking i say we use his abilities for the greater good. I was born on a peanut plantation 62 seconds before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", by Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis Drake showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of chocolate fudge cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mum and said, "Mum, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, or eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the day I was born.

So in concluding I think lazers should be implemented as part of the game.

[Hydra (DayZ) 472]

Oh, you're fucking adorable, aren't you?

[catch (DayZ) 2]

miss your meds?:P

[Toilet 204]

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