To Titan, Matt and Alex-

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Tl;Dr: Amazing night with a couple of awesome people made me regain any faith I had lost in this game- also keep scripters they're hilarious.

Okay. So usually these start out with stories of scripting and the whole thing being a huge mess, but this; this is a story of the most amazing time in DayZ I've ever had in my entire time playing (not that long, considering its been only 4 months.) Anyways, the day started out as normal with me spawning in Komarovo (I believe), I was on skype with my friend, and I was trying to meet up with him only to see a large amount of lights in the town next to me. Curiously, I decided to peek my head around and see what the deal was. All of a sudden I just hear over the direct comms, "woof woof mothafucka" I could barely contain myself from laughing and turn around to see a pack of 5 or 6 Alastasian Shepherds 'nipping' at my feet. This is where Titan and Alex come in- they were apparently a pack of rowdy dogs providing lulz throughout the barren, sullen zombie-riddled place that is now Chernarus. Scared at first, however, I decided to hack at two of the dogs (the second one was an accident, mind you :P) Soon, I found myself inable to do anything; I was in first person so I decided to check out third person to see whats up. Apparently, my character was an animorph, you see, as I found myself as a cow. I talked to the pack on direct comms and soon found myself staring at what appeared to be my body- however I was not dead, I was simply another person, this time outfitted with an AS50 sniper and amazing gear. Afraid what would happen to my account, I logged out, only to realize this was not an opportunity to miss, and logged back in only to find myself with a broken leg and a long wait ahead of me to regain consciousnesses. All of a sudden, I hear "oh hey reapers back!" and see a helicopter land right by me with titan trying to epi-pen me back into the world. I died, sadly, but spawned relatively close to him in Elektro. He picked me up in the chopper and we began a relentless journey to save everyone in US 863 (I believe). Sadly, I was killed again as someone amazingly landed a 1200M shot that hit us in mid air. On the last pickup, we found the person who had been spawning the choppers and made Titan and his friends into a pack of dogs. Unfortunately for us, he was invisible/invincible and we could not kill him no matter how hard we tried. Since I had just spawned and had a hatchet, I begged for mercy and received it. Unluckily and unfortunately, Titan and my friend M were killed. However me and Alex made a quick break in the helicopter and arrived at the NW Airfield in one piece.

Alex and Titan, if you're reading this, you have provided every iota of amazingness that I have expected in this game- Rocket and his team have also provided the platform in which you can make people laugh for hours on end.

I'd like to take this chance after a long story to tell people not to worry so much about how they die from scripters and how they lose all their gear and such- it's a wonderful opportunity to play a wonderful game and people should be glad to take part in a (mostly) open alpha stage of a game that can and will be an amazing stand-alone.

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