Looking for a Group to Play With

[PricelineNegotiator (DayZ) 25]

Hi,

I've been playing the mod since early April, and have been playing mostly alone. My playstyle is quite unique, but the benefits are more than most think. I like to sit in bushes or trees in the Northern parts of the map (above Devil's Castle) to be particular. I wait for someone to come by me (always within 50m) because anything further away is too much of a gamble. I like to use an M14 AIM to shoot my victims. I won't shoot unless it's a guaranteed headshot and the viewdistance is less than 300m (just in case they have a buddy over watching them as they pass my tree). I also play on low population servers, just in case a hacker comes in. My typical play time is sitting in one tree for about 5 hours on end. This takes a whole backpack full of food and water. I spend another hour after that building up my water and food supply. I usually score about 100 kills before I die.

So, I was wondering if anyone would like to join me in my humble endeavors. You would be sitting in another tree/bush no closer than 500m from me. I have purchased a 500 slot teamspeak server just in case I get a large enough response to this call. I will reveal the IP to you in a PM if need be.

If this isn't your version of fun, then you can continue your pointless vehicle fixing, helicopter flying, and Cherno-deathmatching while I rack up kills at an average of .235/Hr.

Sincerely,

PricelineNegotiator

[PricelineNegotiator (DayZ) 25]

Bump, need some buds to play with!

[PricelineNegotiator (DayZ) 25]

Bump again.

[PricelineNegotiator (DayZ) 25]

Triple bump.

[PricelineNegotiator (DayZ) 25]

Quadruple bump.

[Dove 1]

Man, I'll give you a tent and camo for your guns...

[PricelineNegotiator (DayZ) 25]

Man, I'll give you a tent and camo for your guns...

Dude, I don't need a tent and I already have ghillie. I'm a self sufficient killing machine.

[Dove 1]

Hmmm, well if you grab some whiskey and some franks, I wouldn't mind taking the distant deer stand to your left... The only thing left is some girls to entertain us... Hmmm, you don't know any that we could kidnap do you?