Looking for a small clan/group.

[Rhyye (DayZ) 4]

Well, title says it all really ;3. Not looking for some group that just copy/pasta's info, that doesn't show me that you are interested at all. Sorry if I sound like an ass already (I am one, fyi :3).

I'm just your average PC gamer really, from the UK, 19, and I'm looking for a small gang of fella's/gal's to play, and generally piss about with.

About me;

• Know the game, know the hotspots, but I'm still reasonably "fresh" to anything other than hiding and getting a one shot kill.
  
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• I know vehicular spawns, good weapon spawns, and most of the map in and out. I know various tricks and tips (Such as clouds always go east, and using it to find my way)
  
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• I'm rarely upset/angry about losing gear. In a way, that's a fair bit of the fun.
  
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• I'm more of an Rifle (Dont worry, I rarely use the Enfield outside of cities in a fresh spawn :X!) sort of
  
• person. I can snipe, but not that great at it. Also have played as a Combat Medic style (Focused more on medical supplies/food than a spare weapon/extra ammo).
  
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• I'm 19 years old, but have spent alot of the last 7-8 years gaming, and generally farting about with people much older than I.
  
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• I do play other games as well. EVE online, League of Legends, DayZ of course, BF3, and a few other various multiplayer games such as Killing Floor ect.
  
• A good sense of humour. I like to joke and generally mess about, but know when to act serious, and where to just sit down and have a good time.
  

What do I want from a group?

• A good level of maturity. This doesn't mean you can't make fart jokes, "thats what she said" and all that shizzle, cause I know I will if you don't. I just want a group that knows when to act serious, and when to not.
  
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• A good level of experience in the game. I don't want to join a freshly made group of (no offense) newbies that can't figure out how to get out of Cherno. Doesn't mean I'm expecting Sacriel clones though!
  
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• I'd rather have GOOD comms, not Skype.. Skype is terrrriiibbllee, but I can use it if I have to. Also have Mumble, TS3, and Vent installed so
  
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• Just some general guys/gals I can get to know, and enjoy gaming with.
  
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• NO "Super happy fun time friendly" group. I do appreciate them, and they are definitely needed in the game, but I'm not after that. I protect myself and my friends, and if you come across me, or I come across you, I will attempt to kill you :3. It's as simple as that.
  
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• No exploiters/hackers/Alt-F4. Seriously. There is nothing worse in the game than those three.
  
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• Not based in Cherno/Elektro 24/7. No, really, I don't WANT to sit and snipe off some shitty hill all the time I play. I don't mind doing it, especially in stupid ways, but just not 24/7. Also, Cherno Makarov raids are awesome.
  

If you managed to read all that, you're probably what I'm looking for. Just drop me a note/post!

Sorry if it's a long list, but theres nothing crazy there, alot of groups should pass the requirements at least partially, if not mostly.

TL;DR, LOOKING FOR SMALL GROUP, WELL EXPERIENCED, KNOWS WHEN TO STFU/TELL YOUR MOMMA JOKES. (PS SHE'S FAT)

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