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A Sexual Frustration Meter

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A sexual frustration meter should be put into the game. You must find a place to masturbate for 30 seconds every day or so (lol) . If you dont your character..... (comment)

Beans?

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every day or so? What kind of a pervert are you? I wish I could take beans from you. Stop making stupid suggestions like these. If i'm in the middle of nowhere with no food or water and there are zombies around me the last thing i'm thinking about is sex. How would you even get an erection in a realistic scenario like that?

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Already suggested this and it's called the fap-o-meter. I expect it will be one of the major changes in 1.7.2.6.

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Look at his avatar, I think he seriously does suffer from this affliction. I would suggest leaving your Mum's basement occasionally, get some fresh air.

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Look at his avatar, I think he seriously does suffer from this affliction. I would suggest leaving your Mum's basement occasionally, get some fresh air.

Best post ever! You have my beans good sir.

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