DEOVONTAY MCSLANGA 149 Posted August 12, 2012 (edited) And no, that's not just a pet name. That is literally this mans in-game moniker.So me and a friend are roaming the coast line after seeing a military Ural drive back and forth a few times. We last saw him in Elektro headed west, so we set off for Chero, possibly hoping to catch him looting or something.As we approach Cherno from the east, we skirt the northern side of town staying in the trees. I'm armed with an AS50 as always, and my friend is using an AKS-74u (he refuses to drop the piece of shit for something helpful) so I have him mostly just spotting for me with a rangefinder. Nothing real exciting is going on at first, then..."Bro, two ghillie dicks in the construction building. One's real laggy. 750 meters."So we start stalking them. Both are running up and down the stairs, grabbing loot and throwing it into piles, obviously trying to farm something. I can only assume it was tank traps and wire fences considering the building is industrial type. Getting a good read on them was hard considering the amount of cover the building offers. Piecing together what I could see of them, one had an AS50 and the other had an L85 or some type of assault rifle.So, we have two guys in ghillie suits farming a building for items that are virtually only used to grief people. These are quality people. Honestly, Cunt Face Carl, you fucking earned that name.After watching them sprinting back and forth for about 10 minutes, one of them finally went up to the roof to scout. As soon as he stopped moving, Cunt Face Carl lost his cunt face. His friend proceeded to run into the stairwell and log out without even trying to find his friend's killer or salvage any of his gear. I could practically hear this kid wetting his pants.Cunt Face Carl, now with nothing to lose, repeatedly spawned and died on the shore. Probably just running into zombies and letting them break his legs so he could try to get closer to Cherno. I watched him die at least six times, then heard several massive explosions across Cherno. Suspecting a hacker, or some kid with way too much time on his hands for farming satchel charges, me and my friend decided to call it a night.tl;drRest easy newbies of US958. Cunt Face Carl shall pester you no more.Edit:Rest EASY newbies. Don't rest EAST, that would be stupid. Edited August 12, 2012 by DEOVONTAY MCSLANGA 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
urbad 3 Posted August 12, 2012 cunt face carl probley got his gear back because you pussed out and dint loot / hide his body Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaerbear 3 Posted August 12, 2012 Awww....Poor guy. Too bad the legacy of Cunt Face Carl is no more.You Will Be Remembered! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DEOVONTAY MCSLANGA 149 Posted August 12, 2012 cunt face carl probley got his gear back because you pussed out and dint loot / hide his bodyDidn't want to risk his friend still being logged in on the stairwell just camping and waiting for us. And the explosions scared the shit out of me. At least 10-15 of them within a minute. I wasn't going to stick around in case it was a hacker playing Battleship with us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
