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You know you're playing too much DayZ when...

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...in real life you drive passed a row of houses and wonder if any of them is enterable. :thumbsup:

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...You start to dream about going to Cherno/Elektro and getting supplies....

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You hop out of bed and your legs break beneath you.

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...when you break into your local hospital and steal all the morphine. :lol:

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When you start thinking Heinz Beans and Coke are an adequate source of nutrition to live off entirely.

[Edit] This also works for student accommodation.

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When you shout "Friendly!" at your Boss and then shoot him in the face because he doesn't reply.

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When you shout "Friendly!" at your Boss and then shoot him in the face because he doesn't reply.

Holy hell you made me laughing there.
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...when you hide all of your Mountain Dew in a tent in the deep woods. :lol:

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When you pack a bag with all items that you think you would need when the zombies do come.......

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When you stare at your water bottle thinking this could be it for a while....

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When a door is Swung open and breaks your legs and makes you bleed out.

(door glitch : ( ).

-Silo

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when you start proning and crouching when trying to play cops and robbers (trust me it doesnt help at all. cars headlights = to bright)

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When you cut yourself and immediately start consuming beans to gain back the lost blood

-Silo

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When you hear on the news about a helicopter crash and your first thought is "Fantastic!"

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Lauhing my head off. Especially Fraggle's "friendly" then shooting boss in face. Still laughing like a fool. Genuine lol. :thumbsup:

I really did pass houses yesterday and wonder if enterable before it dawned on me I wasn't in Dayz.

How about, when you throw yourself to the floor and drag yourself across Tesco carpark every time you think you hear a car approaching?

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...You start to dream about going to Cherno/Elektro and getting supplies....

aghh this has happened a few times... log on later and be like wait wtf im nowhere near elektro.... how oh, i have not visited the hospital -_-

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When u think u could win the olympian marathon gold medal easily...

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...When you move your head from side to side when you spot someone at a distance.

Or

...When you find a Camp Site and start checking all the tents hoping to find some NVGs and a Ghillie Suit

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