August 1 Update? My A%#

[MoronToTheKore 57]

Yes, I care about looking silly in front of millions of people who shall never know who I am, I must say I do not care, I did post this in a ridiculous manner so that more people would look at this post and it has brought a strong influx of people to view it, has it not? No matter how negative of a response I am getting my point is still being told to others.

Hate to bust your bubble brah but we've seen so damn many these threads in the last week it dosen't really register anymore.

[robertg 46]

It's frusterating, yeah. But there is nothing that can be done about it here. Rocket can literally do nothing. It's not his fault and it's not within his power to fix.

Really?!?!?!?!?! WOW!! He can not do anything at this point?! LOL He has absolutely no power or hope to fix this?!?!? lol YOU HAVE MADE ME LAUGH, thank you.

[robertg 46]

Hate to bust your bubble brah but we've seen so damn many these threads in the last week it dosen't really register anymore.

But you still comment?

[robertg 46]

Hate to bust your bubble brah but we've seen so damn many these threads in the last week it dosen't really register anymore.

Sorry to burst your bubble "Brah", but proper sentence structure is also needed.

[robertg 46]

There's several temporary fixes for it, one worked for me so I can loot where I want.

But you seem kinda dumb, so I'll forgive you for not knowing there are temporary fixes for it.

I am still waiting on these "7" magical temporary fixes, that seem to be helping everyone (Sarcasm) ((Oh look there I pulled a you)), I am still waiting on your infinite intelligence that shadows over all. I hope to hear from you soon. :)

[ironman Tetsuo 181]

i'd be more willing to agree if you learnt how to write a decent post, threatening to leave for a game that doesn't even exist as anything more than a list of bullet points is a great way to gain some sympathy.....

By all means play some other games, go outside, watch the olympics! having to wait 9 days is not the end of the world, i'm very much looking forward to the update.

[Gustav Mahler 40]

Seriously just admit it, these graphical issues are game breaking. If the patch notes already state the graphical glitches are fixed (which is apparently just a recompile of the objects in questions' binaries, just release that now. Call it 1.7.2.4a for fack's sake. Why wait for the damn dogs? Is it really that difficult?

[whipper1 10]

u guys are all fagets and i hate all of you. dayz is the worst game ever and u wimps need to stop trying to be so hardcore.

[MoronToTheKore 57]

Really?!?!?!?!?! WOW!! He can not do anything at this point?! LOL He has absolutely no power or hope to fix this?!?!? lol YOU HAVE MADE ME LAUGH, thank you.

No, he can't. This is irrefutable fact, take a look around the forums. Maybe the stickied topic on hacking?

But you still comment?

Gotta pad those post numbers somehow.

Sorry to burst your bubble "Brah", but proper sentence structure is also needed.

I'm not going to say shallow and pendantic, but...

[robertg 46]

No, he can't. This is irrefutable fact, take a look around the forums. Maybe the stickied topic on hacking?

This is not reffering to hackers, but in fact, artifact gltich. I can't see. That is my problem. Hackers just push it over the top.

[Huey (DayZ) 87]

Dogs, fucking awesome... Now they can teleport me and my dogs into the ocean.

Or dance with my dogs in discotheque?

Oo wait, let`s play thunderdome, now with dogs!. Wait, what? Mortal Kombat with dogs?

/please..

[shiza 6]

So, We are going to recieve dogs? Does this mean, "Dare I say it" CATS TOO?!?!?! and all other household mammals as well? or... is that not realistic enough? Can I eat my dogs? OOOOO, Can I break my leg while standing still eating my cooked dog meat that duplicated 5 times when spawning back in inside a tree?!?!?!?!?!

[robertg 46]

Seriously just admit it, these graphical issues are game breaking. If the patch notes already state the graphical glitches are fixed (which is apparently just a recompile of the objects in questions' binaries, just release that now. Call it 1.7.2.4a for fack's sake. Why wait for the damn dogs? Is it really that difficult?

EXACTLY! Finally someone with some sense, in Rocket's post, here http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/52196-pending-update-build-173/, he clearly states all of these issues were fixed... 9 days ago? Now we need to wait because he wants dogs? yay..

[MoronToTheKore 57]

This is not reffering to hackers, but in fact, artifact gltich. I can't see. That is my problem. Hackers just push it over the top.

So you're telling me that you can't wait two weeks for the fix? Two weeks that were spent, mind you, making the standalone happen. Like, it's a thing now. More of a thing than it was those two weeks ago. I think I can deal with two weeks of buggy gameplay for the certainty that Day Z will be more than just a mod. If you can't I have no help for you.

[Huey (DayZ) 87]

Don`t get me wrong, i love this MOD,and i love Rocket + others (no homo) for making this.

Playing since week 1, seen allot of people / mates leave (hardcore players) because of all this bullshit.

We still run 2 servers, not sure for how long...

[robertg 46]

This is for everyone,

Edited August 10, 2012 by robertg

[shiza 6]

Hooray, After paying for the expansion to play the mod, we now have the PRIVILEGE to buy a completely separate game!!! HOORAY, I'm all for supporting the dev. But jesus can we just finish one thing rather than two half assed jobs!?

On a side note this hacking thing sucks pretty bad... How about we integrate something better than battleye? Or is that completely out of the question?

[lian442 16]

I think fixing the mod should be done first now before adding new things. I mean, as of right know some of the places are unplayable and theres bugs everywhere.

And yes I know its alpha, and that means we should find the bugs and report them so the developers can fix them. And to the fanboys, dont come here saying I'm a asshole and that theres no bugs and hackers.

[Gogster (DayZ) 626]

I think it would have been more constructive to point out the strange graphics when going to Story Sobor, NW airfield etc...

I recorded them on Fraps last night, but I'm sure you have a load of examples already.

[MoronToTheKore 57]

I think fixing the mod should be done first now before adding new things. I mean, as of right know some of the places are unplayable and theres bugs everywhere.

And yes I know its alpha, and that means we should find the bugs and report them so the developers can fix them. And to the fanboys, dont come here saying I'm a asshole and that theres no bugs and hackers.

I haven't seen anybody say that in a long time. And please, having faith in a dev team is very different from being a fanboy. Hey, maybe we could all stop streotyping and jumping down eachother's throats at the slightest provocation?

[whipper1 10]

Hey fagets,

My name is Mr. Beans, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass beans. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any beans? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off in the campfire bean can.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of Alpha Squad, and starter on my bus server. What cars do you drive, other than "jack off to naked drawn bean cans"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot beans can (She just gave me beans; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my beans

[lian442 16]

I haven't seen anybody say that in a long time. And please, having faith in a dev team is very different from being a fanboy. Hey, maybe we could all stop streotyping and jumping down eachother's throats at the slightest provocation?

I'm not saying having faith in the dev team is being a fanboy, No no, I have seen people acting like theres no hacking going on. And saying theres bugs just gets you killed on this forum.

[schmotto 32]

TLDR but yes, we need the damn patch for those artifacts.

[Huey (DayZ) 87]

Hey fagets,

My name is Mr. Beans, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass beans. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any beans? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off in the campfire bean can.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of Alpha Squad, and starter on my bus server. What cars do you drive, other than "jack off to naked drawn bean cans"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot beans can (She just gave me beans; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my beans

hahaha!

[Gogster (DayZ) 626]

Hey fagets,

My name is Mr. Beans, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass beans. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any beans? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off in the campfire bean can.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of Alpha Squad, and starter on my bus server. What cars do you drive, other than "jack off to naked drawn bean cans"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot beans can (She just gave me beans; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my beans

Genuine frontier gibberish.