TAKE IT, TAKE IT IN THE ASS.

[deceitfulburger 43]

Trucking through Elektro. Me with an axe, buddy with a winchester. See someone in the big department store. Run up to axe him where some ammo is. He didn't like my question.Shot me. I axed him why he shot me. He shot me some more. I kept axing and axing. But he wouldn't tell me. So I got angry. So I yelled, TAKE IT TAKE IT IN THE ASS YOU BASTARD. He dies. Bandit kill goes up by one. I bleed out. Friend has been sitting on the hospital laughing his ass off. I respawn. Find another axe. My quest to find the axeswer to my eternal question has only begun.

[toastymcbutterbuns 34]

[Disgraced 1123]

Pro tip: saying "bleeding out" and "ass" in the same post makes the reader squirm uncomfortably.

[[email protected] 17]

I too have axed some people some questions. And some zombies.

I was being chased out of Balota by about seven zombies, 3 military and 4 regular. I sprinted out to a line of trees outside the town to the west, and turned to face my aggressors. One by one they fell to the honed blade of a psycho crazy axe slaughterer. It was a massacre. In my valiant defense two more had tried to accost me, both took my blade to the cranium. All in all nine zeds were laying at my feet, and me, wounded but miraculously not bleeding. I looted the lot of them and bolted, to continue my story as AXECOP.

[HeHeHe 38]

One time i shot a zombie with a pistol.

[Nick8478 166]

Cool story bro, add more detail.

[TacTownHunter 6]

My friends favorite pasttime is to go onto Dobry Hill on a low pop server, log onto a full server, and run down the hill to axe a question to every person in sight. No answer yet.