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Bestest story in tha whole worldz.

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I was randomly cruising in my V3S when I came across someone with broken legs, fixed him with my magic backpack on 50 morphine and then let him tag along, we headed down to Cherno. On our travels we ran into someone called "Dan" whom at the time was being chased by zombies. We stopped, picked him up and carried on, he seemed like a nice legit chap...

Until he found a gun....dotdot

THE END.

Mr iHL Rowling.

Penguin book publishing 2012.

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Still better then Twilight. Beans for you.

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I was randomly cruising in my V3S when I came across someone with broken legs, fixed him with my magic backpack on 50 morphine and then let him tag along, we headed down to Cherno. On our travels we ran into someone called "Dan" whom at the time was being chased by zombies. We stopped, picked him up and carried on, he seemed like a nice legit chap...

Until he found a gun....dotdot

THE END.

Mr iHL Rowling.

Penguin book publishing 2012.

better then 50 shades of gray!

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The shit in my toilet is better than twilight

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OK cool story! Here's mine: So I team up with these survivors. I want a gun, so I try to steal one from the backpack of one of them, but somebody notices and shoots me in the face. End of story. :ph34r:

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