Dying by stationary vehicles

[hatesauce 99]

Just in case anyone else attempts this, I thought I would give a head's up:

If you decide you want to, for whatever reason, hop over the front of a parked hatchback and then lay-down "inside of it" (Yes this can be done and playing hide-and-go-seek with your friends is fun) but, be warned that when you attempt to stand up, you will suddenly find your legs are broken and you will begin to bleed profusely. You are now stuck and your friends will not be able to help you. You will bleed slowly out and die a horrible death. Congratulations! You have just died by way of parked car!

Level 1 Retarded Death Achieved. Retarded just like this post.

[syncmaster (DayZ) 63]

Another tip. If you notice your ATV bouncing or moving slightly downhill on its own, don't try to stop it with your body.