Dayz for teh pros

[harley001 315]

Mkay guyz dis is mai dayz storeh becuz i am so pro at dis game! So I iz gunna tooch you how to play da game.

1. Snipeh, get a snipeh it be the best gun in da game you can pwn so many newbs with it.

2. Get the guile suit i don't know but you lookz like a snipeh in it so its cool mkay.

3. Don'tz go to far from da coast, cuz der be good players inland. snipe teh newbs for easeh killz. You will get all da bandages and painkillas you need.

4. Shootz everyone sights becuz being a bandit is awesome, even if der unarmed.

5. quit teh game if you get shotz at. Cuz if you die you lose your leet gear and that is bad so its better to quit.

6. Get a buncha zambies and run towards a player den quit and the zombies will kill him. Its funneh.

Alight your probably wondering wtf this is all about. Well every now and then you run into those who think themselves "leet" in other words noobs who got lucky and found some good gear and think their suddenly pro. So why did i just parody them? Because their plaguing YouTube and other forums *this one got mostly spared* with "LOOK AT MEH SKILLZ IN DIS SNIPEH MONTAGE!" Now some of them are good but alot of them is just some dude killing noobs at medium range. Their only good when I see proper marksmanship and teamwork being used and instead of sniping noobs their killing people with guns so its all fair. But seriously even people in HUEY'S fly around the coast looking for easy prey. Often when I kill these people I found a bunch of ammo and no food/water on them. And when i check on the forums i see a topic called "WHOZ DA F*GGOT BI*CH WHO KILLED ME!"

I just figured I would talk about these idiots and make a funny joke while at it. But obviously their needs to some meat to this other some cheap jokes. So my question is when do you consider yourself ready to go into the woods and start raiding. For me its when i have a water bottle, a hunting knife and matches with a hatchet and tent. Then i start looking for a longe range weapon and I am ready to raid.

Edited August 8, 2012 by harley001

[harley001 315]

Why are there two of these? I only posted one.

[Tempest (DayZ) 0]

Haha I loved the joke at the beginning

[Ashnik 113]

How I roll, Never shoot an unarmed person. If the guy with the hatchet comes at me I will shoot them. If the person is holding a gun and it's not lowered I kill them. It's basically the best thing to do. Leave the noobs alone, they could soon be that badass sniper that shoots you, but do you enjoy being shot on the coast with nothing? I don't and it sucks.

[Psyl3nt 125]

I go inland immediately, it's only once I have a shotgun / hatchet that I go towards places like chero / elektro. Start with raiding the farmhouses, once you can defend yourself then it's all systems go :)

[Blakorr 77]

even if you were typing like an idiot in an attempt be "funny," you come across as being dumber than the very people you're trying to parody.

this thread is an abomination and your mother should have strangled you with your own ubilical cord.

Edited August 8, 2012 by Blakorr

[InfectiousFTW 24]

Considering all the good people are at the coast killing people, wouldn't it stand to reason that all the good people go to kill the good people killing the stupid people?

[harley001 315]

even if you were typing like an idiot in an attempt be "funny," you come across as being dumber than the very people you're trying to parody.

this thread is an abomination and your mother should have strangled you with your own ubilical cord.

My good sir you can say you don't like something being a jerk. You hurt my feelings! Plus someone liked the joke. Also its clear your a troll or one of the people that do this. so be glad I am responding at all. Btw don't respond to this with hate or ignore mode will be engaged! *Ignore mode its scarier then its sounds!*

[HeHeHe 38]

Pretty much my strategy, except the ghille suit/disconnect part.

[Sammy101 112]

Lame joke, but I suppose your statement afterwards is alright. :P

[zantiago 119]

even if you were typing like an idiot in an attempt be "funny," you come across as being dumber than the very people you're trying to parody.

this thread is an abomination and your mother should have strangled you with your own ubilical cord.

I guess you attempted to find a new solution to "birth control".

We allready have that you know?

But apparently it is not working effectively enough.

I mean no offense, but that was rather harsh.

Even for a premature boy like yourself.

[aru_azif 70]

i agree to most of your post there's a few things that i don't agree with.

for example the medium range shooting. yes i'd also rather shoot targets at 1600 like the as50 is made for.

sadly the fog ruins my little part 9.9/10 times.

cause most of the time the fog will be at a range of 700-800 meters. i've only had 2 or 3 servers so far where i could see around 1200-1300 meters far. sadly 20-30 minutes after it started to rain and the fog came rolling in again.

[mikeyfrance@hotmail.co.uk 22]

even if you were typing like an idiot in an attempt be "funny," you come across as being dumber than the very people you're trying to parody.

this thread is an abomination and your mother should have strangled you with your own ubilical cord.

Your avatar..... I sense you may be rustling.