Dayz for teh pros

[harley001 315]

Mkay guyz dis is mai dayz storeh becuz i am so pro at dis game! So I iz gunna tooch you how to play da game.

1. Snipeh, get a snipeh it be the best gun in da game you can pwn so many newbs with it.

2. Get the guile suit i don't know but you lookz like a snipeh in it so its cool mkay.

3. Don'tz go to far from da coast, cuz der be good players inland. snipe teh newbs for easeh killz. You will get all da bandages and painkillas you need.

4. Shootz everyone sights becuz being a bandit is awesome, even if der unarmed.

5. quit teh game if you get shotz at. Cuz if you die you lose your leet gear and that is bad so its better to quit.

6. Get a buncha zambies and run towards a player den quit and the zombies will kill him. Its funneh.

Alight your probably wondering wtf this is all about. Well every now and then you run into those who think themselves "leet" in other words noobs who got lucky and found some good gear and think their suddenly pro. So why did i just parody them? Because their plaguing YouTube and other forums *this one got mostly spared* with "LOOK AT MEH SKILLZ IN DIS SNIPEH MONTAGE!" Now some of them are good when I see proper marksmanship and teamwork being used and instead of sniping noobs their killing people with guns so its all fair. But seriously even people in HUEY'S fly around the coast looking for easy prey. Often when I kill these people I found a bunch of ammo and no food/water on them. And when i check on the forums i see a topic called "WHOZ DA F*GGOT BI*CH WHO KILLED ME!"

I just figured I would talk about these idiots and make a funny joke while at it. But obviously their needs to some meat to this other some cheap jokes. So my question is when do you consider yourself ready to go into the woods and start raiding. For me its when i have a water bottle, a hunting knife and matches with a hatchet and tent. Then i start looking for a longe range weapon and I ready to raid.

[Blakorr 77]

ah, the thread that was so bad you had to make it twice.