Close calls and idiots?

[harley001 315]

Dayz is full of close calls and stupid people! Why not tell your story about one of them or both!

Mine is this.

VERY low on blood. Only 4000, looking for matches to cook some food i have *ate my last beans* i am running blindly until i see some ruins. There are two zombies so I shoot them then I am about to go inside and *BANG BANG BANG* some idiots is blasting his assault rifle at me. His aim is horrible and i am running circles around him to avoid his shots. He attracts a ton of zombies who are eating him as he try's to shoot me. Eventually he needs to reload, i have a revolver with a full clip and two extra. Of course he sits still being pounded by zombies while reloading. Well I empty my clip on him kill the zombies and loot him. He had some sort of body armor, camo, a AK47 with lots of ammo and MATCHES! Just proves though, before you become a wanna be bandit.... LEARN TO AIM!

What is your story?

[harley001 315]

THIS JUST HAPPENED!! I was walking and suddenly i am in control of a f*cking sheep!

[Caedo 1]

Cool story bro!

[SteppyZz 45]

i fuck sheep

[Zymi 64]

Got shot and passed out on 235 blood lived through the 2 minute timer. Went on to die later somehow.

[harley001 315]

I am serious some glitch turned my character into a sheep for 30 sec.

[Professional N00b 347]

It was cold and rainy so to avoid sickness I decided to spend the night inside the corpse of a rabbit.

It was a tight fit but once I got settled in I noticed someone had written "Bear Grylls was here" inside it. Also smelled like urine for some reason.

[callmesarge 79]

Multiple close calls with blue on blue incidents...

"Is that you by the bus? Firing..."

[TheDesigner 1197]

"some sort of body armor"

Wut? Sorry, wrong forums, you're looking for WoW.

[Plaguetongue 47]

was outside a barn when i hear two guyz in a group talking over direct voice ingame, sounds like they was scared as hell

(like new player reaction) planning the next move out from the barn like "you aim left, i take right, 1.. 2.. 3.." BAM !BAM! BAM! BAM!

blasted them with my DMR, i did actually feel a bit sorry for them but i had no time to pull out unseen :P

[Balrog (DayZ) 1]

Me and a friend are going through NWAF. We're about to go the the barrack on south west side of the NWAF, we're pretty in the open,running across the runways. We're both having pretty bad graphical glitches,but we overlook them since the loot is good and there aren't many players on the server. Suddenly,i hear a crack of a gunshot from a decent distance away. I yell "Prone,prone,we're being shot at!" we both prone and start rolling like a bunch of potatoes. I figure out the shooting is coming from the ATC tower,but i cant aim at it because the graphical glitches envelope it in a protective layer of retard. so i wait untill he lets off another shot,since it sounds like an M24. When he does, I get up, and start zig zagging into the woods. He lets off a couple shots that tell me that i was wrong and that he's shooting a DMR. But whatever. We're already in the woods, raiding his campz. We took whatever we wanted and split. I didnt know you can be THAT BAD with a semi auto sniper.. Honestly...

[harley001 315]

"some sort of body armor"

Wut? Sorry, wrong forums, you're looking for WoW.

WUT? You mean world of warcraft? What have you been smoking!? Bodyarmor=wow. I am sorry good sir but I do not understand.

[Nazghuul 2]

I got a good one for ya guys.

I just spawned on the beach right outside cherno, no zombies in sight but then i hear massive amounts of gunfire non-stop. Shortly thereafter, "x" was killed played across the screen over and over and over. I must have spawned into a clan war or something but by the time I get a hatchet and head into town i find a ton of bodies in supermarket, so i stockup and get alice pack, g17, nvg's, rangefinder, as50 ect ect. Right as I walk out the door, the window to my right suddely gets lit up so to speak (tons of bullets hit it) so i run until i find the sob's. 2 guys roll up in a truck and get out trying to shoot me, i fake an "escape" and run into that building next to market, go out back and steal their truck. LoL'd so hard until i hit a tank trap as I was trying to look back to see where they went n blew up =(

[FEAR (DayZ) 2]

So last night I was running north of stary which wasn't a great idea but hey I get killed by two guys laying down in the woods but my friend clears on out before he's seen , Lost nvgs , range finders , coyote , all equipment , m4a3cco however things lighten up as I spawn on the coast and see this lovely red flamed decal covered motorbike right in front of me near a lighthouse fully tanked up and ready to go I zoom off to see my group who i'm currently playing with anyway we meet up and on the way I find a UAZ parked near Ballota so obviously a newly restarted server. We all meet up and then we hear a heli it flies by and we ignore it the guys decided to fuel up the UAZ at a pump between Cherno and electro while I go off to scout and what do I hear and see the heli. The gunner who btw couldnt shoot for toffees used his last rounds of the M240 on the road around me and they decide to land bad mistake. They manage to hit me and I fall of the bike but little did they know that a fully armed squad was driving very fast towards them :). In the end the AS50 was the last thing they didn't hear thanks to them I was re kitted out except for the range finders we then went to NWAF and found a svd camo :) good day in dayz if I may say so.