I have collected all of the stats

[Hetstaine 10852]

and here is the tally..

192 % of players are just here for pvp

728 % never leave Cherno or Elektro

216 % alt+f4 rather than get die and lose their nicely crafted pixels

9876034.9 people are hacked on every twelve minutes and less

everyone is a griefer

everyone plus their grandma is going to stab you in the back.

100 % of mountain dew is rare

.01% of most figures quoted on these forums are in fact pulled out of posters asses.

75 % of the time this post sat in limbo while i actually worked.

10 % of that work time i talked on the phone to someone who had even less of a clue about what the fuck he was doing.

The remaining 15 % i imagined i was on a beach with several lesbians who had a suply of alcohol on cold ice.

[symptom 185]

Where do you get these figures? Not much of a life huh?

[Ashnik 113]

This. Post. Dem beans. Take em.

[HamTheBacon 76]

Beans for making me laugh.

[munsterthunder@gmail.com 17]

Where do you get these figures? Not much of a life huh?

Out of his ass of course.

[SadPanda (DayZ) 181]

Seems legit.

[ty5142 315]

Crap! I drank my mountain dew not more than five minutes ago in game before reading this.

[maartins 3]

2/3 people fart loud in public

[Ankhenaten 111]

Without confidence interval and a mean and a median, i can't believe values under 276% :|

[Ankhenaten 111]

Where do you get these figures? Not much of a life huh?

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