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Wilkysheen

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So I was just running north from Otmel where I spawned. On my way to Solichinehahhsahs (Or something like that) when this voice just comes over my headset:

Man: Hey guy

Me: Holy shit you scared me to death

Man: Sorry...want a gun?

Me: Uhhhhh ok?

Man: Don't shoot me with it.

Me: I won't, I don't kill other players.

Man: You're lying (Cheekily).

Me: No really, I've only killed on person. He shot me with a makarov.

Man: I put it on the ground.

At this point I pick it up not even seeing what it is. Press G. M16A4 M203 ACOG1, and 5 stanag mags.

Me: Holy shit dude I thought you meant a shitty pistol. (Put crosshairs over him, hear heartbeat...my IRL heartbeat starts racing. This dude must just be fucking with me)

Server: Reset bitches.

Haven't seen him again :(

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