GB #500 London Zombie Dungeons

[Tabbykatze 23]

Hacker seen at 0110 on 06/08/2012. One of our players was running along the edge of the map north of Kamenka and there was nothing behind him, in front, up his ass or licking his balls then all of a sudden when a player named PunisherX.D dies there is a player behind him hacking at him with an axe. The player managed to run out of his hacking range and he just disappears. Then 10 seconds later again after PunisherX.D dies there is a player cycling behind him with an axe on his back trying to run him over. This carries on for a couple of minutes then he gets off the bike, sprints to him, knocks our player out then bandages him after rifling through the kit of which he has none. Then PunisherX.D dies again and leaves our player with the bike, broken legs and low blood. About 5 minutes later i'm cycling in a close proximity to that area then again that same player dies and I have someone saying "hellooooo" as im cycling along. I carry on, get off then circle round. Ask who he is and he doesn't respond. Using the hill as cover because i knew the area he was in I moved around, get into a tree and I see him prone looking right at me. I aim and take a shot, but missed and he slams me with M4A1 SD and I get badly injured. I shot him as he was coming towards me and he didnt even flinch so i immediately disconnect because two M14 AIM shots to the stomach is enough to take anyone down.

I relay whats happened to my squad and in less than a minute he gets to our stashed chopper about 2km away which would have taken at least 6 minutes via run, 2 via bike but the chopper was well stashed and it's not easily seen from inside the forest as well as a player was watching the chopper so no one could get to it without him seeing it (thermal scope). He gets into the chopper (which was unflyable due to damage) and starts it up! Another of our group unload shots into him <100m into the pilot seat and he was fully zeroed with an L85A2 so he wasnt missing because he could see the blood spray. He cuts the engines, gets out and looks at the side of the chopper. The player that shot at him was now hidden behind a tree so he couldnt be seen by a player. Shots fly through the trees and clip the player and these are aimed shots, not just spray and pray. He gets hit badly and by this time a second player of our group unloads at him with the L85 at 400m and is unloading the whole clip into his stationary body. Again not even a flinch. He even runs at the first player he shot while being shot at centre body at 20m and at 10m. So he disconnects, the other player disconnect and we have resigned our chopper to a god mode teleporting hacker.