Don't Trust The Boobs

[Spedunkle 5]

Yesterday on teamspeak, a woman comes into our channel. There are 6 of us, including her now.

She sounds pretty, though too young for anyone over 21. She asks where everyone will be, and I hear lots of manly voices thundering their locations.

Unfortunately I have to leave at this point to get some things done. the fun part is when I return to the computer.

Apparently this girl lured a whole bunch of us into a coma with her words of womanlyness, and had met up with my friends. She then proceeded to kill all of them!

Needless to say...don't trust the boobs.

+1 for using your voice body though.

[richard_b 15]

This kind of thing has happened too many times. In real life, though.

P.S. How the fuck did she get your TS address?

[SRTie4k 1]

If there was ever a system to root out the hormone-driven, nerdy gamers, its a female.

And seriously, if you think someone is hot from the way they sound, you watch too many movies.

[Sarissofoi 40]

Buhahahahahaha.

Oh my god. Another funny story to read. Great thanks man for sharing this.

NEVER trust woman.

Especially in apocalypse.

[Skippy (DayZ) 9]

Funny, funny stuff... Oh the amount of times that actually works...

[hatesauce 99]

Why would your friends be so stupid. I'd trust a male player before a female one any day and not because I am sexist but, because female gamers are evil.

[montauk 2]

I've got to try this sometime :)

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Why would your friends be so stupid. I'd trust a male player before a female one any day and not because I am sexist but' date=' because female gamers are evil.

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I'm not evil :<

[Spedunkle 5]

It was pretty epic to come back to a TS full of "$#%#@" and "@$2 !@#"... on another note, someone -1ed me cause' of this post! I'm a bandit on the forums too! My new goal = -70 rep.

[proxzor 3]

Hahahaha the mighty power of charms.

[montauk 2]

It was pretty epic to come back to a TS full of "$#%#@" and "@$2 !@#"... on another note' date=' someone -1ed me cause' of this post! I'm a bandit on the forums too! My new goal = -70 rep.

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you actually had -2 but I upped yours a bit.

[DarkMagik 0]

HAHA I wish I was a female now instead of a Muffin :

[FatMoss 1]

Story would have been x10 better if it they were lured to the woman and her "keepers"(Gang of Bandits)

[BigMorgan (DayZ) 3]

I'm dreading the day we have a random new person pop into our Teamspeak and identify as someone on the DayZ server we're playing on.

I'm not going to trust them but I know some of my clanmates will out of kindheartedness.

I will just slink away into a pw'ed channel with anyone who cares to keep their hard-earned kit. :D

[griffinz 2816]

Thread re-opened. Gentle ribbing is good :D

[griffinz 2816]

derrrrrrrrrrrrrp would help if I actually opened it

[hatesauce 99]

Sorry if I offended anyone with my comment about girl gamers being evil. I meant it in a fun ha-ha way.

Gamer girls rock.

[stiletto01 1]

Heheh, suckers! >:D

[Guest]

What is a 'girl' anyway????

[DraigoDragon 0]

What is a 'girl' anyway????

Read In a book That they are a succubus >.>

[Sarissofoi 40]

They are the spawn of Lilith and Bellial.

Full of lies and charm.

They will steal your soul and eat your heart.

BEWARE!

BEWARE!

For triple BEWARE!

[pantsumann 0]

Lol people thinking with their dicks. If that ever happend to my TS server, I should have assembled the group and get sniper teams around the perimeter. Never trust boobs.

[VZ58shooter 1]

I am going to practice my woman voice over the next few days...

[Sarissofoi 40]

Better.

Use some sort of voice changing program.

You will be popular like miss universe.

[pastyvirgin 3]

can this thread get locked again?

its 2012, nobody should be trusting womens

/thread

[Sarissofoi 40]

NOW ITS THE END TIME!

FEMALE BANDITS EVRYWHERE!

PURGE THEM! KILL THEM WITH FIRE!

Or nuke them from the orbit.

Its only way to be sure.