We really need a new item in the game

[aaronivo@gmail.com 14]

After many hours of thought and discussion with my clan, I have come to the conclusion that this game is in serious need of contraception. Am i the only one here with a conscience, or does nobody give a shit that these zombies we are rapeing may get pregnant? Now i enjoy a little tea bagging as much as the next guy but as they say "any hole is a goal" and you got to go for the gold. pretty much I'm just saying i don't want to take responsibility for zombie babies and I don't want to have to kill your zombie babies because you lake skills in the withdrawal method. I'm just saying some condoms would be great. Kthnx (please don't ban me, it had to be said B))

[Bozo 18]

Wait for the next updates maybe? "Deal with it B)"

[euryale 72]

Dafuq did I just read?

[Colonel Shade. 19]

Woot... Dayzxxxtube ?

[aaronivo@gmail.com 14]

Not just that man we need some tissues, i'm sick and tired of cleaning the jizz off my bandages.

[hombrecz 832]

This is what happens when next update is delayed!!!

[void.false@gmail.com 300]

any hole is a goal

WOW. This statement has just changed my views on the life. Forever.

[L0G!N (DayZ) 149]

Dude just use search, it's the somaniest time this lame pre-teen joke is being made :P

[GexAlmighty 54]

I'm pretty sure you are the only person who thought this needed to be said.

What clan is this from? Necrophilia United?

[m1lkm8n 61]

To bad your mom and dad didn't practice the withdraw method.

[ollox 38]

This is especially urgent as Rocket is planning to add dog "companions" soon.

[Torakka 12]

Is it necro if you make love to a zed?

[AGlumSon 43]

After many hours of thought and discussion with my clan, I have come to the conclusion that this game is in serious need of contraception. Am i the only one here with a conscience, or does nobody give a shit that these zombies we are rapeing may get pregnant? Now i enjoy a little tea bagging as much as the next guy but as they say "any hole is a goal" and you got to go for the gold.

You, sir, went over the line!

Edited August 5, 2012 by AGlumSon

[aaronivo@gmail.com 14]

This is especially urgent as Rocket is planning to add dog "companions" soon.

I know right

[GiggityGump 41]

m1lkm8n, I think the problem was that this guy's parents did practice the withdraw method, unsuccessfully.

[aaronivo@gmail.com 14]

m1lkm8n, I think the problem was that this guy's parents did practice the withdraw method, unsuccessfully.

I know right. Noobs

[wtfosaurus 30]

I don't think its necessary. Slightly off topic: wouldn't different genders and ages of zombies be applicable to the game? Right now its fine to use the ones we have as a placeholder, however I know a few friends that would shit their pants if they had a 6yr old female zombie running at them. would break up the monotony of the zombies overall :)

[superwinner (DayZ) 2]

What is this I don't even.