Perrywinkle 6 Posted May 25, 2012 I could survive for days if...I avoid bone-breaking supermarket walls.I ignore the possible loot at the top of that ladder.I could "know" which zombies have X-Ray vision.That door sill didn't just break both my legs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bonerwinkle 0 Posted May 25, 2012 I could survive for DayZ... if that zombie didn't have the ability to eat me through walls i spawned with full blood Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fackstah 31 Posted May 25, 2012 if rocks and tree's did not eat me but i avoid them now so i survive! LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
septuscap 42 Posted May 25, 2012 if walking into teammates on staircases didn't kill me. if running up a mountain didn't suddenly turn into walking with a 1 degree turn. if my character wasn't so fat he couldn't fit through doorways. if swimming didn't somehow unbuckle my backpack straps. if zombies didn't spawn 2 feet in front of me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sminky 5 Posted May 25, 2012 i just hide in the woods & cry whilst eating beans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lxHorizonxl 0 Posted May 25, 2012 RE: I could survive for dayz if.... I did not sleep walk to the beach everytime I relogg despite the fact I was in town Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
orbital 10 Posted May 25, 2012 If I didn't get knocked into rooms without doors by pesky Zed'sIf I didn't get disconnected on 1st. floor and reconnecting on base floor in a room with no doors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
