Epsleck 8 Posted August 5, 2012 After dying like a noob countless times. After getting "gear" such as a leefield and dying. After getting a ghille suit and dying to a hacker. I finally have my longest life lasting many days where I sit in elektro and scavange everything and put what I find in tents. I camp XXX buildings and anyone I see I wait and murder. Armed or unarmed. They die. I love taking EVERYTHING away from the people I kill. The feeling is so exhilarating. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Priceless 154 Posted August 5, 2012 Good story now move north to NW airfield for pro pvp and then its a real story. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Epsleck 8 Posted August 5, 2012 You see.... I dont want to go north. I love murdering noobs because it just shows how bad I really am. And I am okay with that :) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThatGuyCalledReptile 314 Posted August 5, 2012 Seriously Players like you caused me to become a Survivor. I'm ashamed to be a bandit with cuntwaffles like you who kill unarmed players.GG 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Priceless 154 Posted August 5, 2012 You see.... I dont want to go north. I love murdering noobs because it just shows how bad I really am. And I am okay with that :)Well at least we are honest :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Man 393 Posted August 5, 2012 Good story now move north to NW airfield for pro pvp and then its a real story.Pro PVP? In my mil-sim? Get out! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Epsleck 8 Posted August 5, 2012 Seriously Players like you caused me to become a Survivor. I'm ashamed to be a bandit with cuntwaffles like you who kill unarmed players.GGWhy? This is my path. Like in a real life situation. Instead of kiling others for loot, scavaging. I decided to murder and take life away. It feels....good. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fartus 61 Posted August 5, 2012 I'm fairly certain that your psychologist and anyone in law enforcement would love to see a thread like this from some reclusive, nerd virgin such as yourself. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Epsleck 8 Posted August 5, 2012 I'm fairly certain that your psychologist and anyone in law enforcement would love to see a thread like this from some reclusive, nerd virgin such as yourself.Lol I am a nerd virgin? Lord fartus? You make me laugh :) Whats wrong with role playing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fartus 61 Posted August 5, 2012 Lol I am a nerd virgin? Lord fartus? You make me laugh :) Whats wrong with role playing?Well, probably nothing as I don't take it seriously. Seeing that you're openly admitting to finding it gratifying when you "murder" unarmed new spawns. One would assume that you can't achieve an erection, talk to women, leave the house and not be touched by your father with talk like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Epsleck 8 Posted August 5, 2012 Well, probably nothing as I don't take it seriously. Seeing that you're openly admitting to finding it gratifying when you "murder" unarmed new spawns. One would assume that you can't achieve an erection, talk to women, leave the house and not be touched by your father with talk like that.I dont target unarmed. I target all. What does this have to do with my sexual life? Do you get killed a lot in chern and elek? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mythlawlbear 14 Posted August 5, 2012 (edited) rofl op well said man, dont listen to them. Guys its a fucking game not real life. I love killing people in this game because its fucking fun to screw people over who farm for gear, but I dont go around shooting people in real life. Anyways it happens to me as well. Just try and have fun =PAnd btw, this is dayz, you are never safe, and you should never trust anyone. Edited August 5, 2012 by lawlbear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Afgoo 114 Posted August 5, 2012 I dont target unarmed. I target all.Well, at the very least, he is an unbiased murderer!Glass half full gentlemen. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fartus 61 Posted August 5, 2012 I dont target unarmed. I target all. What does this have to do with my sexual life? Do you get killed a lot in chern and elek?'Where is the facepalm jpg when you need it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fartus 61 Posted August 5, 2012 rofl op well said man, dont listen to them. Guys its a fucking game not real life. I love killing people in this game because its fucking fun to screw people over who farm for gear, but I dont go around shooting people in real life. Anyways it happens to me as well. Just try and have fun =PAnd btw, this is dayz, you are never safe, and you should never trust anyone.There is some mind blowing irony going on in this post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Epsleck 8 Posted August 5, 2012 Any other murderers out there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mythlawlbear 14 Posted August 5, 2012 'Where is the facepalm jpg when you need it.I see no face palm required. +1 at afgoos post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mythlawlbear 14 Posted August 5, 2012 There is some mind blowing irony going on in this post.lol, that not irony, thats a cycle. You kill you get killed. Thats what i find fun about the game. I enjoy putting my loot on the line. And if you are within my vicinity, i will gun you down and take my rewards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fartus 61 Posted August 5, 2012 I see no face palm required. +1 at afgoos post.Hush your face, nerd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mythlawlbear 14 Posted August 5, 2012 Hush your face, nerd.Darts, i have been called a nerd. I forfeit my life. BrB gonna go kill some dayz players. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fartus 61 Posted August 5, 2012 lol, that not irony, thats a cycle. You kill you get killed. Thats what i find fun about the game. I enjoy putting my loot on the line. And if you are within my vicinity, i will gun you down and take my rewards.See, the thing is....you're really fucking stupid. It is "just a game" but trying to make that claim in support of a guy who is displaying more teen angst than Dylan Kleebold is just stupid. Next thing you know the OP is going to talk about how he enjoys murdering the neighborhood pets. Get a grip you fucking dork. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Epsleck 8 Posted August 5, 2012 Hush your face, nerd. Can you be nice please? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fartus 61 Posted August 5, 2012 Can you be nice please?Go find a locker to be pushed into, it'll remind you of your daily struggle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ankhenaten 111 Posted August 5, 2012 I'm fairly certain that your psychologist and anyone in law enforcement would love to see a thread like this from some reclusive, nerd virgin such as yourself.Did you skip the Anger Management classes again? :unsure: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mythlawlbear 14 Posted August 5, 2012 See, the thing is....you're really fucking stupid. It is "just a game" but trying to make that claim in support of a guy who is displaying more teen angst than Dylan Kleebold is just stupid. Next thing you know the OP is going to talk about how he enjoys murdering the neighborhood pets. Get a grip you fucking dork.lol tean angst? dude, it's a game, and op is clearing posting to piss people off. Have u never played GTA and randomly ran over pedestrians? it's quite fun.Like i said earlier, I love killing players, in "DayZ." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
