DayZ Poems

[Hudson633 28]

I wrote afew little poems, they don't rhyme very well. Post your own if you think of any!

There once was a hacker in Cherno

He turned the place into an inferno

He lit loads fires, took all the tires

Now we can't ride cars in Cherno

There once was a noob in Balota

A sniper saw him and said "gotcha"

He started to shoot, then checked his loot

The noob turned out to be zombie

I once found a friendly in Gorka

He wasn't much of a talker

We didn't have fun, so he started to run

Then i noticed he'd stolen my gun

I once visited Stary Sobor

I was drinking and wasn't very sober

I ambushed a bandit, chased him with my hatchet

He disconnected before i could catch him

I once started near Kamyshovo

I'd walked all the way to Komarovo

With a bad sense of direction, and losing connection

Somehow i was back in Kamyshovo

I once traded some guy for beans

He wanted chemlights that were green

I gave them away, said "have a nice day"

Somehow i'd forgotten the beans

I once found a boat near a lighthouse

It was about as useful as a ball mouse

I rode it a mile, it sank in the nile

I dried off in an egyptian townhouse

I once went far north to khelm

The name sounded like an alien realm

It was pretty boring, the zombies were snoring

And nothing else rhymes with khelm

I was trying to find my friend norris

We both ended up lost in black forest

Thought i saw a wild cock, shot it with my glock

It was norris, and he had been crawling

I once went to church in Elektro

The congregation didn't like arriving by metro

They all perferred to walk, none of them talked

I realised they were all zombies

I once found a ghillie suit in a shop

Friendlies said it was a starwars prop

They offered me cookies since i looked like a their pet wookie

I decided it was something i'd rather drop

I was once saved by a guy with a rifle

I offered to be his disciple

He liked travelling on his own, said "find a safer zone"

Even in this game i'm forever alone

#Edit : Another poem thread http://dayzmod.com/f...w-in-poem-form/

Edited August 5, 2012 by Hudson633

[Swineflew 480]

You should check out the other poem thread, they have some too.

[Hudson633 28]

You should check out the other poem thread, they have some too.

Coulden't find any others before, found it now and added the link to first post. Thanks

Edited August 5, 2012 by Hudson633

[gunnarkeith@ymail.com 27]

I once met a man in cherno

Seemed friendly at first

He shot me and I died.

[Hudson633 28]

Mine aren't getting any better, I'll stop trying lol.

I once knew a friendly called Martin

He always went in firestations to fart in

One day he farted so much, he was swearing in Dutch

Now i call him Fartén

I once tripped over barbed wire

My legs were cut and looked dire

I caught the blood in a cup, while i bandaged myself up

And gave the blood cup to a vam-pire

There once was an annoying sniper

He sniped all day long in a diaper

He didn't drink enough, his stools were quite rough

I'm just like him except for the diaper

I once set a bear trap in a doorway

It caught a bandit from Norway

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He spoke loud so I hesistated to shoot him

I translated his words after muting him

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"You are the most noobish in the region"

And now I can talk to people in Norwegian