Don't trust women with axes

[Wargunner 55]

Ok, so I was in Cherno. See a female with an axe run passed I had her lined up with Winnie. My reasoning was it was a female character most likely in use by a male, I have been deceived already. Thought it seemed mean to kill for that reason so I lowered my gun and went about my business.

Well, headed over to the market minding my own business then I turn around and HOLY SHIT THERE SHE IS SHE HACKING ME IN THE FACE BUT LUCKILY I WAS ABLE TO PUT A BULLET IN HER HEAD BEFORE HER HIT REGISTERED. We both died. I notice a bandit kill on my screen.

TLDR; Don't trust women with axes. Infact, just shoot them, shoot them all.

[FaceAche 69]

This goes for real life as well right?

[Wargunner 55]

Well, if the thread "DAYZ. what happens in the game will happen in real life." is anything to go by we should start early...

Edited August 4, 2012 by Wargunner

[amok2kk 25]

THERE ARE NO WOMEN ON THE INTERWEBZ!!!

[Lennsik 176]

ITT: Equality goes in all aspects for DayZ

[MastaOfDisasta 30]

You can take out the last 2 words of the thread title and still be just as accurate.

[FaceAche 69]

Oh yeah "the what happens in game will happen in real life" thread. Well it that was actually true I wouldn't be able to leave my house without any bone fractures.

[M O N S T E R 599]

Oh yeah "the what happens in game will happen in real life" thread. Well it that was actually true I wouldn't be able to leave my house without any bone fractures.

Can't walk through doors sideways either.

Oh and yeah, women don't understand chivalry.

Sup.

-MONSTER

[CerebralZombie (DayZ) 151]

Haha! Only in DayZ...

How do you lower your weapon? I've never done so.

[Michaelvoodoo25 3120]

I don't trust Axes either!!

[[email protected] 112]

But you can trust men with axes. They're probably lumber jacks or something, not murders like women are.

[deepfried 95]

an axe is a weapon. I shoot ALL armed players.

[Wargunner 55]

Haha! Only in DayZ...

How do you lower your weapon? I've never done so.

Double tapping left CTRL should do the trick.

But you can trust men with axes. They're probably lumber jacks or something, not murders like women are.

Exactly! It's getting to the point where I'll have to KoS all women simply to survive.

Edited August 4, 2012 by Wargunner