Wargunner 55 Posted August 4, 2012 Ok, so I was in Cherno. See a female with an axe run passed I had her lined up with Winnie. My reasoning was it was a female character most likely in use by a male, I have been deceived already. Thought it seemed mean to kill for that reason so I lowered my gun and went about my business.Well, headed over to the market minding my own business then I turn around and HOLY SHIT THERE SHE IS SHE HACKING ME IN THE FACE BUT LUCKILY I WAS ABLE TO PUT A BULLET IN HER HEAD BEFORE HER HIT REGISTERED. We both died. I notice a bandit kill on my screen.TLDR; Don't trust women with axes. Infact, just shoot them, shoot them all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FaceAche 69 Posted August 4, 2012 This goes for real life as well right? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wargunner 55 Posted August 4, 2012 (edited) Well, if the thread "DAYZ. what happens in the game will happen in real life." is anything to go by we should start early... Edited August 4, 2012 by Wargunner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amok2kk 25 Posted August 4, 2012 THERE ARE NO WOMEN ON THE INTERWEBZ!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lennsik 176 Posted August 4, 2012 ITT: Equality goes in all aspects for DayZ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MastaOfDisasta 30 Posted August 4, 2012 You can take out the last 2 words of the thread title and still be just as accurate. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FaceAche 69 Posted August 4, 2012 Oh yeah "the what happens in game will happen in real life" thread. Well it that was actually true I wouldn't be able to leave my house without any bone fractures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M O N S T E R 599 Posted August 4, 2012 Oh yeah "the what happens in game will happen in real life" thread. Well it that was actually true I wouldn't be able to leave my house without any bone fractures.Can't walk through doors sideways either.Oh and yeah, women don't understand chivalry.Sup.-MONSTER Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CerebralZombie (DayZ) 151 Posted August 4, 2012 Haha! Only in DayZ...How do you lower your weapon? I've never done so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelvoodoo25 3120 Posted August 4, 2012 I don't trust Axes either!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
red_orchestra@msn.com 112 Posted August 4, 2012 But you can trust men with axes. They're probably lumber jacks or something, not murders like women are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deepfried 95 Posted August 4, 2012 an axe is a weapon. I shoot ALL armed players. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wargunner 55 Posted August 4, 2012 (edited) Haha! Only in DayZ...How do you lower your weapon? I've never done so.Double tapping left CTRL should do the trick.But you can trust men with axes. They're probably lumber jacks or something, not murders like women are.Exactly! It's getting to the point where I'll have to KoS all women simply to survive. Edited August 4, 2012 by Wargunner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
