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Lennsik

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Behold, I have come with a solution to the game! All it requires is logic and numbers! This is up to you whether you'll make something of it or not. And I'll be honest, I don't mind bandits, I actually encourage them from time to time. (Just an FYI in case some cocky Bandit wants to try QQing me)

- Stop shooting people on the basis that they'll shoot you. Ever think they shoot you because someone else with your mentality did that to them in the past? Show you won't shoot and maybe you won't be so alone. Is it going to take a while? Hells yes, but maybe that tosser you just shot was an actual friendly. Sad, sad day for you. It's like the FriendZoning of DayZ.

- Avoid hackers. They suck, hard core, but hey. Other servers exist, don't they? I mean, that'd be crazy if you just, I dunno', went to another one. Crazy. And they're gonna be around until Devs get the right to use the Arma2 engine. Wait on that, alright?

- Some murderer is killing you and you want to stop dying? Well then quit going into that same bloody town and hit another one. There are more places than Cherno and Elektro that drop Lee Enfields, brothers. It's not that hard.

- "DayZ sucks to/will fail to/is failing to [Game title here]." Wow, congratulations, you compared an Alpha mod to a full blown, beta tested game. You must feel so entitled in your Alpha testing skills. Ever played WoW in Alpha? How about CoD itself in Alpha? No? Still think it didn't suck dick either? Thought so. Oh, and WarZ? Have we even SEEN any videos of it? Stop thinking it's already competition before seeing evidence.

- "We need more of this/less of this. I can't play right with these glitches!" Relate to previous bullet. We use the Alpha excuse for a reason. Because it's a damn Alpha, not the polished version

There, I just increased your playstyle experience by about 20%. You're welcome. If you don't like this? Well tough shit. It's here and you can take it or leave it, I'm not forcing you to follow these suggestions, it's your bloody choice.

Edited by Lennsik
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"Ever played WoW in Alpha? How about CoD itself in Alpha?"

>CoD

>alpha testing

HAHA

Every CoD game is broken as fuck, so why do you think that they have alpha testing?

/Offtopic

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So try to imagine CoD in Alpha :P Imagine that hellish nightmare.

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Solution to Hackers = Dont constantly go to all the high pop servers.

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Good work but it aint gonna change shit :D

Nothing wrong with putting the good word out there. We must all do out part. Rocket just has to do most of it, bless him. Edited by MoronToTheKore

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This mod doesn't save my gear every second - not good enough.

I quit.

-MONSTER

Edited by M O N S T E R

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I played Diablo3 I think that game is still in pre-alpha.

ohhhhh

now it all make sense

he does have downs

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