The Saddest Story Ever

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Once upon of time, I journey the woods of Chernarus. I come across a magical airfield in the north west sector. I find a crashed helicopter on the runway. I find Bizon SD. I find FN FAL. I find another FN FAL. BUT. What was it? All these guns that DayZ Wiki says are rare, but something is missing. Where's the ammo? No Bizon SD ammunition. No FN FAL ammunition. What was this madness I wonder. I only have space in my back pack for one gun. My bright day has turned into a depressing journey of failure. I think all kinds of negative thoughts. I think to myself, my life is over, I should just jump off some barn stairs, break my legs, bleed out, and die. Then I upon my pretty adventure eyes, lies the Holy Grail. The Olympic Medal of many athletes. The Coke to a dehydrated survivor. The Morning-After Pills to a slutty girl. I found upon the underside of a helicopter. A shining item. It was...A M107. And next to it, a ten round magazine...

[deltaforce11 29]

Cool story bro.

Total tear jerker -.-;

[Brudagon (DayZ) 64]

My hormones must be whack because I didn't feel sad at all.

[what9k 39]

You're right. That is the saddest story ever.

LIKE DIS STATUS IF U CRIED EVRY TIEM

[Afgoo 114]

THIS IS THE TRAGEDY OF THE CENTURY!!!

[Mirkz 12]

1st world problems...

[DancingBear 168]

I cried my beans out...SO SAD

I just stumbled upon a fn fal and a bison, 4 mags each.

this must be the most happy/exciting news on earth.