UAZ Peace Treaty From a Cow

[TehGalvanator 1]

2 of my friends and I decided to stay at a barn since one of them were infected. One of our other friends supposedly had anti-biotics so we waited about 2 hours and when he came online, we found out he died with it about 3 days ago. So then we just waited longer since I had died trying to get some medical supplies at Cherno and this sniper with a horrible shot kept shooting at me, but got me once and I started bleeding. I run back to the barn, I die right in front of the barn, so then I spawn and run back. This is where it gets interesting. When I got back, I got all my stuff and we hear a voice say "Are you guys friendlies? I'm coming in." I respond with " Yeah, but we don't have anything here, you might as well keep walking." He responds with "Doesn't matter, I'm coming in, don't shoot." and we don't. We're not bandits, just survivors. He comes in as a cow, and he says "Moo." with his deep voice. "Don't kill me," he says "I'm a skinny cow, I have no meat." We don't, this is already awesome. We're known in our server for playing Westside Connection- Hoo Bangin' (Wscg Style) because it's funny. We play the song and he says "Since you didn't shoot me, I left a peace treaty. We walk outside, and there, with a full tank, a fully working jeep. We freak out and take it, and later we hide it. It was amazing. Not all hackers want to ruin people's days. Especially since he was a cow.

[Brudagon (DayZ) 64]

I'll have what he's having.

[El Barto 227 25]

frickin' awesome.

i saw a review where one of the reviewers respawned as a bird!