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How many of you are actually stupid enough to brag about your current gear setup on these forums either by posting or stupidly putting it in your signature? I'm just asking because most of the morons also include what server they usually play on. <_<

BRO-5!

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Ummmm.... Not to be "that guy" but....

According to

Please read this before creating a new thread

4) Name the thread properly.

Your topic should be informative enough so that person who reads it knows what is inside the thread. It not only makes the forum easier to browse, but it will also help people to find your thread with the search function. If other people can find your topic easily through the search, they will reply to that one instead of creating a new one. E.g. no topics like "I was thinking..." or "This is what I don't like about dayZ".

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*Points to signature*

You mad bro?

Your loadout is pretty much standard among bandits these days. Not to much to be proud of really.

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My load out consists of a hatchet and an m1911.

You mad jell of my lewt skizzizles broskilicious?

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How many of you are actually stupid enough to brag about your current gear setup on these forums either by posting or stupidly putting it in your signature? I'm just asking because most of the morons also include what server they usually play on. <_<

BRO-5!

You would be surprised. It's like being on one of those forums where people post their computer specs on their sigs as if it was the greatest thing ever.

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You would be surprised. It's like being on one of those forums where people post their computer specs on their signs as if it was the greatest thing ever.

oh god yes i get a huge laugh out of those guys haha

it is the total equivalent to stuffing a log of pepperoni down a pair of skinny jeans while being serious at the same time

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Your loadout is pretty much standard among bandits these days. Not to much to be proud of really.

Except I'm not a bandit. Good try though.

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Except I'm not a bandit. Good try though.

Congratulations. I'd like to see your murder count though. I bet it's above 3, you just count them as "self defense"

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Congratulations. I'd like to see your murder count though. I bet it's above 3, you just count them as "self defense"

I've been alive for 6 days. I have 1 murder. Another good try though.

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Well I can't see any value in posting my inventory on the internetz either... but I doubt posting their mainserver will harm them at all...

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