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Asking impossible favor, please respond quickly!

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I need a huge favor from anyone, I don't care who. If you can do this I will vouch for you. I will happily help you.

I have no gear, I have a broken leg, and I can't respawn. I'm stranded between Elektro and Cherno.

Can someone come n' fuckin' kill me?

US 1300 Below the large mountain across from Cap Golova. I'll be standing in the middle of the road. Drive by, shoot me, run me over, do fucking something. PLEASE D:

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Can you not crawl over to some zed and insult their mothers? They should assist you pretty quickly.

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Can you not crawl over to some zed and insult their mothers? They should assist you pretty quickly.

DUUUUUUUDE.

No.

I'm the Ethiopian fucker standing in the middle of the road. I am armed and dangerous. You had better be cautious of my xray lightbeam highpowered lasers shooting out of my Flashlight.

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Update: Some kind woman killed me with a hatchet. It was somewhat quick and painful.

Thanks? :D

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crawl into the sea and wait to die from cold :D

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