Tsyn 215 Posted August 2, 2012 I need a huge favor from anyone, I don't care who. If you can do this I will vouch for you. I will happily help you. I have no gear, I have a broken leg, and I can't respawn. I'm stranded between Elektro and Cherno.Can someone come n' fuckin' kill me?US 1300 Below the large mountain across from Cap Golova. I'll be standing in the middle of the road. Drive by, shoot me, run me over, do fucking something. PLEASE D: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david.mcentee@live.co.uk 46 Posted August 2, 2012 we will come.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sequisha 14 Posted August 2, 2012 A+++ Have killed before, would kill again. Highly Recommended. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drblodski 53 Posted August 2, 2012 Can you not crawl over to some zed and insult their mothers? They should assist you pretty quickly. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsyn 215 Posted August 2, 2012 (edited) Can you not crawl over to some zed and insult their mothers? They should assist you pretty quickly.DUUUUUUUDE.No.I'm the Ethiopian fucker standing in the middle of the road. I am armed and dangerous. You had better be cautious of my xray lightbeam highpowered lasers shooting out of my Flashlight. Edited August 2, 2012 by Tsyn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsyn 215 Posted August 2, 2012 Update: Some kind woman killed me with a hatchet. It was somewhat quick and painful.Thanks? :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bobcomss 189 Posted August 2, 2012 crawl into the sea and wait to die from cold :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Detta (DayZ) 59 Posted August 2, 2012 As if it works. Sigh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites