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Atamawood

Dear Laptop...

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When we were picking up our guys on the beach with our helicopter, you came along and we let you board in. Then we flew far away with you in tow. We tried making contact with you but you didn't respond back. I know it may seem strange that we bandaged you, then shot you in the leg to break it so you couldn't follow us. Then we didn't know know what we should do with you, we knew you were a new player and thought that being that far north wouldn't be any good for you. So we dragged you into the woods when you passed out, when you awoke the four of us were standing around you telling you how sorry we were and hoping that you would understand.

Then you pulled out the DMR and we dusted you all at the same time.

I hope one day you'll understand.

Signed ~

Your Friends with the Chopper.

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He probably didnt know how to chat or get his mic working dude... You sir are a tyrant.

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Dude we typed to him, and talked to him, he could hear us as we asked him to stand up and lay down if he understood us.

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