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'Babes, Bikes & Buses' (Youtube) youtu.be/KK-0jR-7_ls

After "Girls First Time", we ended up in Prigorodky hiding from a guy with a rifle... quite soon after we found a bus with just enough gas to get us to Otmel - saving a guy getting swarmed on the way, and killing three people in defense of the bus by the end.. It was the most intense few hours of DayZ I've played since starting on 1.5.6.. Ive mostly been messing around the coast but now that Ive tasted the sweet nectar of vehicles I am going hunting... After this I want to give people more of a chance to talk, but who wouldnt shoot someone aiming with an akm?

EDIT - Ah fuck the title of the thread should be "Girls Second time"

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'Babes, Bikes & Buses' (Youtube) youtu.be/KK-0jR-7_ls

EDIT - Ah fuck the title of the thread should be "Girls Second time"

You even try to avoid girl on internet becoming porn. Try harder =]

My dream will convince my girl to play dayz and not schedule fucking shopping. :}

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hhhhhhhhhahahaha, you used virgin as keyword. It's 4am over here, I have to work at 9am , wtf I still here?!!?!

Dayz is destroying my life .... buuut it's fun :}

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=] . Just watched your vid. Cool the way your died . The way you was trolled apart , your bones becoming dust. You know, womans are perfect drivers ^^

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=] . Just watched your vid. Cool the way your died . The way you was trolled apart , your bones becoming dust. You know, womans are perfect drivers ^^

Sadly, I wasn't driving. Profile Shame was.

You even try to avoid girl on internet becoming porn. Try harder =]

My dream will convince my girl to play dayz and not schedule fucking shopping. :}

Fortunately, I prefer online shopping :)

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just played some, and there was a bug where instead of the hatchet having normal use, it played the bus horn every time she swung

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Sadly, I wasn't driving. Profile Shame was.

Hmm.. I saw again the video and you was running from zeds :} . When you said 'coming' I understood come in, and thought you was the driver :P

And Shamw wasn't the guy who gut dust bones?

Fortunately, I prefer online shopping :)

Just to confirm, you have boobies and not mustache, right? ^^

The unique time I saw a bus, it was shoot target for whole Cherno, the driver was the server admin making a tour for new players. The right way to lear what is dayz =]

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sounds like you still have another hours worth of gametime there buddy

I got a gun to my head when I went late at work. Of course I explained that I was rescuing a friend from zombies in middle of nowhere, after he shoot his brother accidentally in the head.

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Hmm.. I saw again the video and you was running from zeds :} . When you said 'coming' I understood come in, and thought you was the driver :P

And Shamw wasn't the guy who gut dust bones?

Just to confirm, you have boobies and not mustache, right? ^^

The unique time I saw a bus, it was shoot target for whole Cherno, the driver was the server admin making a tour for new players. The right way to lear what is dayz =]

Oh! Yeah Profile Shame was the one who died in the end. All his videos are from his perspective :) In my screen though he didn't fly all the way back when he was hit by the bus. He fell where he was hit and the driver actually kept going back and forth on his body. And we should point out we thought it was the friendly we met from the coast who was driving the bus hence why Profile Shame wasn't paying attention. Lesson learnt.

Yes I am a girl haha.

Man, that sounds awesome. A tour bus in DayZ!

I got a gun to my head when I went late at work. Of course I explained that I was rescuing a friend from zombies in middle of nowhere, after he shoot his brother accidentally in the head.

At least your boss knows that you are reliable in case of an actual zombie apocalypse.

I was once late to my class at university and when I entered, the teacher asked me why I was late. I couldn't think of a good lie fast enough and told him the truth - I was up playing a game so I woke up later than usual. The teacher was awesome and just smiled or something and let me go.

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Oh! Yeah Profile Shame was the one who died in the end. All his videos are from his perspective :) In my screen though he didn't fly all the way back when he was hit by the bus. He fell where he was hit and the driver actually kept going back and forth on his body. And we should point out we thought it was the friendly we met from the coast who was driving the bus hence why Profile Shame wasn't paying attention. Lesson learnt.

Yes I am a girl haha.

Man, that sounds awesome. A tour bus in DayZ!

At least your boss knows that you are reliable in case of an actual zombie apocalypse.

I was once late to my class at university and when I entered, the teacher asked me why I was late. I couldn't think of a good lie fast enough and told him the truth - I was up playing a game so I woke up later than usual. The teacher was awesome and just smiled or something and let me go.

My boss know I'm reliable in these cases :} . He already saw me playing dayz ¬¬. I'm a master of science student(srls?) in computer science, so I spend much time in labs ... I usually play something to pass the time, when my experiments are running in some cluster . Of course he kicks my ass every single time, because a "scientist" cannot kill zombies in research time. But a lab populated with idles GPUs is a sacrilege! So I play to not commit this deadly sin. All hail the atari god ^^

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hahaha youre quite the character

what servers do you usually play in?

I don't have a server to play :} . I live in Brazil and most server have unstable latency, ex: one day a server is with 70 ms and another day with 400 ms :} ...

So I usually play in the current lower latency and populations serve on the list :P . I hill never play again in a server with >30 people, I got scripted so many times in these servers, lost hours of ass kicked for nothing... :(

Any way, add me on steam, pm me for game tag ^^. Last time I posted it on forums, I got spam bots offering me cheaper games and bigger penis... yep...

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Haha oh man you are one lucky guy being able to play games in class. Maybe you can get your teacher to play!

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Haha oh man you are one lucky guy being able to play games in class. Maybe you can get your teacher to play!

=] it's not in class, it's at high performance computing laboratory, that have maaaaaany machines with high end GPUs :} . I do my research there, and some times I have to wait until a set of experiments to finish, soooo free time, GPUs, and the voice saying "Dayz...daaaayz... DAYZ MOTHAFUCKER" ... I just have to play :}

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