How do i get a team of medics to come heal me?

[dayZnoob (DayZ) 0]

I've seen elswhere on the forums about people who just play the game to medic other people. Sadly there forum post had no way of contacting them. If anyone knows i would appreciate it if you told me.

[opczar 0]

You go here and follow the instructions that medics put ( see latest posts).

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/3910-need-medical-assistance-we-can-help/

[Different 8]

how do i get a harem of beautiful women to come serve me?

[omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069]

good freaking luck...there's a 99% chance that the very next person you see will kill you.

[Dingus (DayZ) 429]

how do i get a harem of beautiful women to come serve me?

Inherit a mansion/apartmentbuilding/splitlevel/hotel from an estranged aunt/uncle/grandparent/familyfriend and take in a motley crew of misfit females needing a place to live "temporarily."

At least, this is how it always seems to work out.