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Eleoste

My First Vehicle =D

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So me and a friend were sneaking in Elektro towards the hospital... All of a sudden, we found a bright blue Volks Van and we literally shat our pants.

We spent about 10 minutes crying in happiness before we got in the car (scouting if anyone else was around). We jumped in, I drove the fuck outta Elektro. Literally, I fucking drove that shit hard. Like Tiger Woods drove shit. Hard shit. Drooooove.

My friend wanted a turn to drive. I didn't want him to drive 'cause he's a shitty driver in real life. Anyways, I finally broke down and let him. I got in the back, he jumped into driver.

He stepped on the freaking pedal and we shot out on the the freeway until we finally came to a town. He started screaming about a bunch of roadblocks. He started swerving the van and we smashed straight into a roadblock, totalling the car and killing both of us.

Fuck my life.

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this is why clans hoard vehicles.

so they are not mistreated by the "other players on the server

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this is why clans hoard vehicles.

so they are not mistreated by the "other players on the server

Yeah what terrible video game players, having fun in a vehicle. We should make a camp for people like that.

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