Burst75 0 Posted May 23, 2012 Ah, I love luring people to their deaths. My friends and I were all in cherno so we decided to lay a few traps. They were both survivors so they stayed at the cherno hospital as I scaled the silo to snipe. I get to the top of the ladder but there is already two bandits there, I shout friendly over direct chat and say I don't kill other bandits(lol). They bought it and continued sniping. One of my friends gets attacked on the hospital roof as I scout out the fire house. I take out the guy who attacked him with a single headshot. I am still allowing the other bandits to live, as they provide more protection, but I keep a good eye on them. My other friend finds some guy and tells him he wants to team up. The other guy agrees and follows him to the hospital. My little bandit buddies start shooting at my friend when he comes into view, so i am forced to pop them both in the face. 3 kills, this is the start of a good life. My friend proceeds to lead the other guy onto the hospital and tells him to stand still so he can give him a blood transfusion. I ask my friend, "he's the one with the pistol right?" "yep" says my friend.Bam, down he goes."fuck" says my friendMy friend was actually the one with the pistol, he had a brain fart. As soon as I realize this, I quickly pop the other guy in the face. 5 kills now, albeit one was my friend. Both of my friends soon spawn and find a beaner on the beach. One goes bandit and kills the beaner just for the lols. He starts complaining in chat and we get a good laugh when we realize it was the same guy that I shot before. Maybe 10 minutes later, I start to realize I should probably go down soon, I've been quite loud, but then I see a horde of at least 50 zombies(no joke, 50) chasing a guy. He climbs onto the roof of the warehouse below me and starts asking for help in chat. Boom, headshot.I burst out laughing as I kill that same guy for the second time, and the third time in our group. This is why I love banditry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbicon 19 Posted May 23, 2012 You sound like a suave person. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mike10019314@yahoo.ca 3 Posted May 24, 2012 i dont think it counts as banditry unless your doing it for loot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crawnight 3 Posted May 24, 2012 a real bandit dont kills just for fun, only for self defence and some good loot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chalas 1 Posted May 24, 2012 errrr.. FYI Bandits kill for the loot. Psycopaths kill for fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FadedTerran 8 Posted May 24, 2012 errrr.. FYI Bandits kill for the loot. Psycopaths kill for fun.well then im fucking crazy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sgt.Spam 42 Posted May 24, 2012 Watch out, we got a bad ass over here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alchemy1002 5 Posted May 24, 2012 it all makes sense Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dafaq 1 Posted May 24, 2012 what weapon?personally i do not think it takes much skill to grab a CZ climb the silo and shoot newbies(but i do think it is a lot of damn fun) ( sorry if this makes no sense 5 am where i am and i did not go to bed yet >_> ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bandit Hunter 29 Posted May 24, 2012 Wow high score! Congratulations you won DayZ!A smile comes to my face reading bandit threads.. its just hysterical that people cheer every time they act out antisocial behavior. As if they're the ones doing well in life.Keep at it bandits, i'm sure you'll get that high score some time. Try not to kick the dog on your way to the bathroom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stripes 92 Posted May 24, 2012 errrr.. FYI Bandits kill for the loot. Psycopaths kill for fun.This ^^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
