You know you've played DayZ too much when...

[zippy32 1]

You know you've played DayZ too much when (in real life)...

You pass a cow and think about dropping to one knee, blasting it in the head with your Winchester and harvesting eight steaks.

You are shopping in your local supermarket and you get to the tinned beans. You drop to one knee, clutching a can, and scan around you for anyone else coming up to take those beans from you.

You are walking in town and see a bloke with a rucksack on, and think "I wonder if he's carrying any AKM clips." You drop to one knee, reaching for your .45, wondering where its gone.

You notice you've lost something out of one of your pockets. You drop to one knee and decide to angrily fire off an email to your chosen deity complaining about the missing loot bug in Life version 1.5.8 and demand an immediate patch that will not only eliminate the obvious hole in your pocket, but also fix the way that when you want to sit at your computer and play games there seems to be a random spawning of people at your door trying to sell you double-glazing.

You are camping, and point out to the person next to you that he won't be able to set his fire up there, because the ground isn't level and there's a tree within 3 metres of him. After dropping to one knee of course.

Someone calls your name from across the road. You drop to one knee, then hit the dirt, crawl into a nearby wheelie bin, and demand the person indicate if they are friendly. Then, no matter what they say you vault the nearest fence doing a bizarre step over move to put some solid cover between you and him, shouting "stay away from my beans!" whilst doing it.

You pick a fight in a pub, drop to one knee, and try to log out before the 6 foot 4 thug lands a punch on you, waking up in hospital some time later and demanding to know where your Makarov has gone and which way is Electro?

There must be some other good one out there ;)

To sound like a broken record, great mod Rocket, keep up the fantastic work!

[BlackZodiac 0]

Funny, made me lol.

But seriously, yesterday I dreamed of DayZ.

It was me versus three guys.

That's how I found out I've been playing this game too much.

That said, never stop.

[HighFlyer15 0]

You don't play it anymore? >_>

[DudelyPowers 0]

I had a Day Z dream the other day. I dreamed I was fighting bandits or something, like 6 at a time, and killed them all with my trusty Mak. The dream even had ironsights aiming and the gear window came up when I went to root through their pockets.

I've been playing too much.

[zippy32 1]

You don't play it anymore? >_>

Goodness me I still play, I've got two days off work from tomorrow and plan to play it as much as I can. It's great!

[Sev (DayZ) 1]

For the last week or so, if I go somewhere after playing Day Z, I try to zoom in on things I want to see. My girlfriend and I were outside this giant convention center in Orlando for a Magic: The Gathering event, and I stared blankly at a sign, trying to decipher it from far away and probably looked like an idiot when I realized I couldn't hold down M2 in real life.

[WitchZero 0]

When you hear yourself giving youtube walkthrough commentaries to an imaginary newbie audience in the car on the way to work.

..the numbers on the right side are whats in your inventory...the numbers on the left side is what your are looting. What?...the backpack?...well...

[[email protected] 3]

When you murder someone and try to select the hide option on the body.