octopos 26 Posted July 29, 2012 (edited) You know... every real world have porn, so:Porn beans! =] Edited July 29, 2012 by octopos 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voxgizer 22 Posted July 29, 2012 You know... every real world have porn, so:Porn beans! =]You have my Porn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TyRobot 100 Posted July 29, 2012 Bwahahaha... :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PricelineNegotiator (DayZ) 25 Posted July 29, 2012 Porn and Beans? Sounds like my late nights. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuke Nukum 12 Posted July 29, 2012 Shut up and take my beans! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bishop7 3 Posted July 29, 2012 Porn and Beans? Sounds like my late nights.Haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrumilation 16 Posted July 29, 2012 We need the rape option while scrolling at a dead body 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeOverlord 150 Posted July 29, 2012 (edited) Here you go good sir... I'm assuming you want a game play mechanic like that...And for all of those saying, "Oh no, don't make my guy look at the magazine!"...Don't worry you look at it all by yourself...Case in point... Oh...Also...This thread isn't complete without... Edited July 29, 2012 by LeOverlord Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069 Posted July 29, 2012 (edited) there should be a masturbation meter. if you don't jerk it every now and again, then you jizz yourself and your moans attract zombies.great realizms. because everybody just skeets themself without doing anything every now and again. Edited July 29, 2012 by omgwtfbbq 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeOverlord 150 Posted July 29, 2012 there should be a masturbation meter. if you don't jerk it every now and again, then you jizz yourself and your moans attract zombies.great realizms. because everybody just skeets themself without doing anything every now and again.You don't..? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069 Posted July 29, 2012 You don't..?without doing anything? by just standing there? getting horny off of zombies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeOverlord 150 Posted July 29, 2012 without doing anything? by just standing there? getting horny off of zombies?Well...Now I just feel weird... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
