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octopos

We need Porn!

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You know... every real world have porn, so:

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Porn beans! =]

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You know... every real world have porn, so:

e092e174-f4d9-4231-81bf-71e5bcfb00b7_thumb.jpg

Porn beans! =]

You have my Porn.

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Porn and Beans? Sounds like my late nights.

Haha

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Here you go good sir...

I'm assuming you want a game play mechanic like that...

And for all of those saying, "Oh no, don't make my guy look at the magazine!"...

Don't worry you look at it all by yourself...

Case in point...

Oh...

Also...

This thread isn't complete without...

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there should be a masturbation meter. if you don't jerk it every now and again, then you jizz yourself and your moans attract zombies.

great realizms. because everybody just skeets themself without doing anything every now and again.

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there should be a masturbation meter. if you don't jerk it every now and again, then you jizz yourself and your moans attract zombies.

great realizms. because everybody just skeets themself without doing anything every now and again.

You don't..?

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without doing anything? by just standing there? getting horny off of zombies?

Well...

Now I just feel weird...

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