No Mercy in the House of God

[Bambo (DayZ) 42]

Well, I must say. I don't usually go around killing folk. However, after getting shot, sniped, hacked, and blown to bloody pieces literally a dozen times as a result of my trusting personality, I started to adopt a "shoot on sight" ideology. Anyway, my tale begins in Elektra.

I'm chilling in one of the many houses in that godforsaken shithole, and I think I hear someone running outside. I check, and I see this bastard dead sprinting away from me on down the road. I exit the house and begin following him very carefully. I follow him into the hospital, and I observe him. He is armed with what appears to be an M1014 shotgun. Lord knows I'm not trusting this asshole. I charge at him when he squats over a medical box. He hears me, immediately stands up, and attempts to arm himself. Too late. I beat his face in with one swing of my weapon...an ax. Surprisingly, that killed him instantly. I grab his M1014 and load it up with some slugs he had on him and look up. Two survivors, one with an M16, the other with a handgun of some sort, about 10 feet outside the hospital, are looking directly at me. I guess they thought that I would be somewhat friendly. They thought wrong. Me, in my hyped-up, adrenaline pumped, "I'm a fucking badass" mode, immediately raised my new-found shotgun, and pumped the closest one of those assholes full of slugs. I think I hit him twice. Regardless, he died immediately. His buddy instinctively started shooting at me with his handgun. I blew his ass away. Quite satisfying. I checked the remains. None of them had very much. The M16 one of them had virtually no ammunition. I left it there. I look up, and I think I see two other survivors running down the road away from me. I pursue...with virtually no regards for my personal safety. After all, at this point I think I'm too much of a badass to give a fuck. I follow them to a church. They go inside and shut the door behind them. I load up my shotty with some pellets and SWAT team that bitch. I bust through the front door like a home invasion, line up my sights on the closest one I see, and empty three rounds into him. Poor bastard went down like a rock in water. The other survivor faces me and immediately begins firing at me from behind one of the pews. I hit him twice, but he refuses to die. He shoots me several times with some sort of handgun. His buddy suddenly decides to get back up...turns out he wasn't dead. He also begins shooting at me with his handgun. I immediately go prone, and open fire on him. I completely roast his crippled ass. The other survivor must have ran out of ammo or something, because he then tried to bum rush me. I had one round left. Unfortunately for his dumbass, I emptied it, at point blank of course, into his face. He died instantly.

And that pretty much concludes my life so far as a raging, heartless asshole. I must say I've never felt quite so satisfied lol. I figured yall might want to hear this story for entertainment purposes...maybe not, but hey, whatever...I hope yall enjoyed it, regardless.

[Smacked 30]

Thats a pretty awesome spree.

Love doing stuff like that.

My best was when I was in Cherno, in a house between the supermarket and church, I killed one guy in there, went to loot his body, hid behind the door. Then a few minutes passed, another guy comes in and loots the first guys dead body. I shoot him several times with my AK I just found. He is dead.

Next guy comes in about 20 seconds later. Goes to the bodies first, I light him up.

This happened for, I kid you not, 4 more people all within a 10 minute time span.

By the end of it I was only missing a GPS,Ghillie,and a high end weapon. Although one had a M4A3 CCO SD if thats "high end".

[InsaneJarhead 7]

This is what i think of houses of god.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/UrukBerzerker/screenshot/541808052345539915?tab=public

http://steamcommunity.com/id/UrukBerzerker/screenshot/541808052345544903/?tab=public

[Icy954 9]

I hear you out, I recently got axed for trusting these people who asked me not to shoot.

[wrobel 40]

Title was better than story.