A bandit experience (Completely True)

[J00fahkiin 0]

I am new to the game, but when i first logged on i had intentions of being a bandit from the beginning. So fresh out of spawn it only took me and my other noob friend 2 hours to find each other, now that i know we were running seperate directions, it is a win in my book. When we met at the top left corner of the map (i know because we were just going by boundaries, him keeping boundary on his left, me right keeping it at my right.) we were eager to get into some action. After alot of wandering we ended up where i think would be the center of the map and in a barn where we got what we thought was GREAT loot. Winchester, Lee Enfield, hatchet. We felt like we were ready to go, being noobs and such. Headed east down a hill and into what i think was a firehouse. On our way to the top we hear "Friendly?" and i say back "yea, where are you" he says "behind you guys". After recovering from that mini heart attack, we got to know the guy and swept the area. I started mentioning to my friend over skype "we should kill this guy" as if on que, he says "are you guys going to kill me?" and instantly drops dead. I didn't fire, and neither did my friend, after hearing "That was the beginning" over the local chat i realized we were under attack, spotted two bodies crawling down the hill and hesitated just one second. I was killed. My friend Hides it out and once he thinks they are gone goes to grab our loot. It was all gone :L. When suddenly i hear "Oh dear god" over skype and see his name pop up dead on the death log. I laugh, as he explains to me that a van pulled up next to him, honked twice, and resumed to run him over. We are now hellbent on being bandits as when we think about it whoever killed all three of us must have been having the time of their (current) life. The end.. haha.

[zenatsu (DayZ) 96]

tl;dr: The end.. haha.

Can you break that up a little more? Walls of text scares people.

[Alfwich (DayZ) 14]

tl;dr-> Lost noobs find eachother after a long and tedious process just to meet some friendly dude that they were gonna backstab and instead got owned by real bandits.