Crazy murderer tries to deceive me.

[MythCell 7]

So this time im a newly spawn (again) and I head down to Elektro. Elektro is populated as hell with gunshots everywhere and bodies littering the streets. I manage to pick up an M9 in one of the houses. Later on I notice one guy and yell out FRIENDLY over the chat. He yells friendly back and tells me to get inside this house so we can kill the zombies chasing us. He kills them with his hatchet and this is how the conversation goes from there.

Me: I don't trust you.

Him: Why?

Me: You've got an hatchet and look suspicious.

Him: I won't kill you

Me: Screw this, i'm out of here.

Him: Wait, what is that pistol you have?

Me: M9

Him: Any ammo?

Me: Yes (Im pretty sure hes gonna try to kill me now)

Him: Okay

Me: Bye

Him: Wait, may I ax you a question?

Me: Ask? Yeah, sure. What is it?

Him: No, AX! *starts running at me and swinging his ax*

Me: *starts to panic and runs around in circles* SOMEONE, HELP! CRAZY BANDIT IS TRYING TO KILL ME!

Him: I'm not a bandit... :C

Me: YES YOU ARE!

Him: You don't actually have any ammo in that gun, do you?

Me: Yes I do! *runs up stairs, turns around and shoots him two times in the face, he falls down.*

Him: *He says jumbled words, I couldn't understand. He pulls out his gun*

Me: SCREW YOU! *unloads rest of clip, he's dead*

I think he deserved it.

[ABORT 5]

Lol axe you a question.

[snafuu (DayZ) 30]

Now you know that Elektro is entirely full of people who spawn, find an axe, then run around with it.