Maniac Laughing in VOIP

[Jourmand1r 19]

So earlier today I was near Balota or whatever, and I found a dead body. So I'm like ugh, dude here spawn killing, better watch out.

So I find another spot where i hear flies, then another.

I run inside this warehouse and start looking around, and then I hear flies AGAIN.

Then it happens.

I hear over the close range VOIP someone, obviously sick in the head, grunting into the microphone. Then, he starts laughing, 1980s horror movie style.

I was apparently within mere meters of someone from The Hills Have Eyes.

Needless to say, i logged, wrote a post about how scared I was on facebook, and then watched a movie in my living room.

[lollerone 11]

And ?

[Jourmand1r 19]

And ?

Then I found 20 bucks.

[kulin 10]

I bet you were the guy laughing!

Edited July 27, 2012 by Knightowl

[RIGHTLY 87]

Aw come on! You logged?!?! The story isnt even worth posting because of that.

[Jourmand1r 19]

Aw come on! You logged?!?! The story isnt even worth posting because of that.

I actually went north of Balota and found a boar, then cut him up. I didnt grab the steaks off the body, and that pissed me off. Then I got lost again, because I have 0 sense of direction, and I went to ear Spaghetti.

But the original way I presented the story flowed better.

[[email protected] 32]

http://www.kotaku.com.au/2012/06/creepy-dude-stalks-and-terrorises-dayz-players-hilarity-ensues/

[Interfector 3]

Actually, I think it is. There's a difference between logging to save yourself and logging because you were so freaked out. I had a friend who played F.E.A.R when he was 10 and got to a part where he was in a long hallway and all the lights turned off and he started to hear things. He was so scared he immediately quit the game, uninstalled it, put the disk in its box and threw it out the window.

[Jourmand1r 19]

http://www.kotaku.co...ilarity-ensues/

I know you posted this as a joke, but it might have been that guy.

[boxman80 964]

Reminds me of the best VOIP abuse I've ever seen in DayZ. If you gonna do it, do it right!

Edited July 27, 2012 by Box

[[email protected] 32]

http://www.kotaku.co...ilarity-ensues/

I know you posted this as a joke, but it might have been that guy.

It's not a joke post, I'm guessing it could be the same person.

Edited July 27, 2012 by leeo38

[Boggs 2]

Reminds me of the best VOIP abuse I've ever seen in DayZ. If you gonna do it, do it right!

What?

[thehumandove 344]

You didn't even get to SEE the axe murderer? That shit is weak, brah