Foolski 13 Posted July 27, 2012 Dear Anthony,On the off chance you might see this I want to offer my deepest and utmost apology, for shooting you down outside of Vyshnoye. You see it was nothing personal, I didn't particularly want to end your life, you were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. Me and my friend were heading down from castle Zub to Vyshnoye when I saw you running out in the open on the road. If you had been running the other way we would have probably let you go, but you were a risk to our mission; one I do not care to share details on, one so twisted and complex you couldn't even begin to try to comprehend it (we were getting a car).I know your name because it popped up when we studied your body, "He was called Anthony..." it read, or something similar. All this is about is my apology for ending your most recent, and apparently long life in DayZ, your M4A1 Camo SD will live on to kill many zombies, it's in safe hands, my hands... forever... you will never get it back.Since I took everything from you (we took practically everything, apart from your map, compass, tent, and backpack. but don't bother going back we hid your body) I feel it is only just that I give you something in return, a funny story, I hope it makes up for your loss, it should be in the attachments. If it's not I'm sorry for you died for nothing.Let us all bow our heads in remembrance of Anthony, the man who did not fear open spaces.Yours sincerely,Foolski & Joeman4 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeman4 23 Posted July 27, 2012 (edited) Anthony If we some how meet i hope that you would accept my beans :beans: . Edited July 27, 2012 by joeman4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thehumandove 344 Posted July 27, 2012 His name was Anthony Paulson 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atanar 31 Posted July 27, 2012 "He was called Anthony, and he died because of unknown reasons..." literally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mars Sultan 3 Posted July 27, 2012 (edited) Man, you noscoped the fuck out of this guy and now you're being all apologetic about it? Why aren't you floating on an orgasmic cloud of achievement? Is there something wrong with you? You're not... a scrub, are you? It's ok - you're among friends here.Well, I'm not your friend.But I'm sure some exist. Edited July 27, 2012 by Mars Sultan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foolski 13 Posted July 27, 2012 Man, you noscoped the fuck out of this guy and now you're being all apologetic about it? Why aren't you floating on an orgasmic cloud of achievement? Is there something wrong with you? You're not... a scrub, are you? It's ok - you're among friends here.Well, I'm not your friend.But I'm sure some exist.Lol if you can't tell I'm taking the piss a bit. It isn't serious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C4SINO (DayZ) 20 Posted July 27, 2012 My name is Anthony and I want my stuff back, I'm not asking, I'm demanding :D 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeman4 23 Posted July 27, 2012 (edited) Man, you noscoped the fuck out of this guy and now you're being all apologetic about it? Why aren't you floating on an orgasmic cloud of achievement? Is there something wrong with you? You're not... a scrub, are you? It's ok - you're among friends here.Well, I'm not your friend.But I'm sure some exist.Well this was a shame there was only 5 people on the server and we made up 2 of those spots, so you feel that in all in chenarus that you wouldn't be found and we were like there's a guy. We only killed because there was a chance a car could have been there and we were heading to that same town, we took the initiation of Kill or be Killed. We felt bad because of his bad luck, Wrong place at the Wrong Time :rolleyes: Edited July 27, 2012 by joeman4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aspects 4 Posted July 27, 2012 Man, you noscoped the fuck out of this guy and now you're being all apologetic about it? Why aren't you floating on an orgasmic cloud of achievement? Is there something wrong with you? You're not... a scrub, are you? It's ok - you're among friends here.Well, I'm not your friend.But I'm sure some exist.What is wrong with some people.. DAYUM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeman4 23 Posted July 27, 2012 (edited) My name is Anthony and I want my stuff back, I'm not asking, I'm demanding :DI WILL ONLY OFFER YOU MY BEANS DO YOU ACCEPT!? :beans: Edited July 27, 2012 by joeman4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C4SINO (DayZ) 20 Posted July 27, 2012 I WILL ONLY OFFER YOU MY BEANS DO YOU ACCEPT!?You fail to understand, this isn't a trade, or a request. You will return this goods or hell hath no fury! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dankine 377 Posted July 27, 2012 not much of a threat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeman4 23 Posted July 27, 2012 (edited) You fail to understand, this isn't a trade, or a request. You will return this goods or hell hath no fury!You will Only Take My Beans when Im dead then Good Sir, See you in the Apocalypse! Edited July 27, 2012 by joeman4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foolski 13 Posted July 27, 2012 You fail to understand, this isn't a trade, or a request. You will return this goods or hell hath no fury!You will have to PROVE your Anthony before we give you anything I'm afraid :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C4SINO (DayZ) 20 Posted July 27, 2012 You will have to PROVE your Anthony before we give you anything I'm afraid :)I'm an Anthony, not sure about the Anthony your looking for nonetheless, but I'll add to the melodrama Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foolski 13 Posted July 27, 2012 I'm an Anthony, not sure about the Anthony your looking for nonetheless, but I'll add to the melodramaWell I will leave your things in the middle of the airstrip at the NW airfield, feel free to get them :D 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C4SINO (DayZ) 20 Posted July 27, 2012 Well I will leave your things in the middle of the airstrip at the NW airfield, feel free to get them :DOh boy! You would do that for me!? I'll give you my current gun so you can cover me as I go to get it, I don't see anything going wrong... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foolski 13 Posted July 27, 2012 Oh boy! You would do that for me!? I'll give you my current gun so you can cover me as I go to get it, I don't see anything going wrong...That sounds like a perfect plan! Mwahahah... I mean, uhh I look forward to meeting up with you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites