Chiefmon 93 Posted July 26, 2012 Here's what happened. I was scavenging in Electro when I realized that I was being watched by 3 players with rifles up on the roof of a school.They ordered me to stop.All of their sights aimed on me. All I had was a Hatchet. I wait for the inevitable shot. Suddenly they speak."We will allow you to live if you answer this question:"I brace myself."What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?""............ African or European?"They burst into raucous laughter and gave me a shotgun with ammo.THIS is how banditry should be done. I would have been fine if they had shot me after that. I want there to be some level of human interaction beyond ironsights. I died soon after to a bandit, but I got a good laugh out of it. 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MADDSNIPER 1 Posted July 26, 2012 indeed, ive yet to experience this myself but i like it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thelonewarrior 886 Posted July 26, 2012 (edited) I would have gone with the first 3 questions in this: Edited July 26, 2012 by thelonewarrior Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sixbarns 217 Posted July 26, 2012 I was hoping they asked you for a shrubbery. One that looks nice. And not too expensive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
erocker 87 Posted July 26, 2012 They weren't bandits. Clearly they were a band of merry men! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dickhat 99 Posted July 26, 2012 My friend likes to stay on Cherno with a sniper rifle. When he spots someone he tells them to dance and then put a song over the mic.If the person dances, he lives.If he tries to run or just ignores he opens fire.My friend is awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
