To the Monty Python Bandits in Electro

[Chiefmon 93]

Here's what happened. I was scavenging in Electro when I realized that I was being watched by 3 players with rifles up on the roof of a school.

They ordered me to stop.

All of their sights aimed on me. All I had was a Hatchet. I wait for the inevitable shot. Suddenly they speak.

"We will allow you to live if you answer this question:"

I brace myself.

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"............ African or European?"

They burst into raucous laughter and gave me a shotgun with ammo.

THIS is how banditry should be done. I would have been fine if they had shot me after that. I want there to be some level of human interaction beyond ironsights. I died soon after to a bandit, but I got a good laugh out of it.

[MADDSNIPER 1]

indeed, ive yet to experience this myself but i like it.

[thelonewarrior 886]

I would have gone with the first 3 questions in this:

Edited July 26, 2012 by thelonewarrior

[sixbarns 217]

I was hoping they asked you for a shrubbery. One that looks nice. And not too expensive.

[erocker 87]

They weren't bandits. Clearly they were a band of merry men!

[Dickhat 99]

My friend likes to stay on Cherno with a sniper rifle. When he spots someone he tells them to dance and then put a song over the mic.

If the person dances, he lives.

If he tries to run or just ignores he opens fire.

My friend is awesome.