My DayZ Dream

[idunc 62]

Last night I had, hands down, the coolest dream ever. Now, I can't remember how it started, but that's how it is for most dreams, really.

So I was in a public bathhouse. I had a huge LMG, not sure specifically what gun though. And in the bathhouse there were two giant tank-like zombies that just would not die. No matter how many bullets I put into their face and chest, they wouldn't go down. I remember thinking to myself, "Man I'm gonna make a post about this on the DayZ forum. This is ridiculous." So somehow I lose aggro of the zombies. The next thing I remember is it's night time and I just have a revolver. I see a guy (this is strange because usually people you know are in your dreams, but I've never seen this guy in my life) shoot another guy. So I get scared and go prone in some medium length grass. Now, it's nighttime so he can't see me when he walks by and goes prone in a corner nearby where two fences meet. We are in a residential neighborhood, by the way. So, I cock my revolver back and shoot at the guy. Hits him in the stomach. I take another shot. Hits him in the chest. I take another shot. Stomach again. Point is, he didn't go down, and was still live and well. I crawl over to him and we start talking, because this is how best friends are made. You shoot them three times and then talk to each other. So to our left is a house containing two bandits, as they are sniping people out of their two story house windows with Lee Enfields. So the guy I just shot three times decides that we should try to sneak around their house. As we're doing exactly that, the two bandits step outside right in front of us. Suddenly, my partner walks behind them. Then it hits me: he's with them! No wonder why I caught a glimpse of him and one of the bandits smiling at each other earlier! So I'm shot down with the Enfield. Dead. I respawn in that exact same spot though. When I'm in, though, one bandit has his gun on the ground right in front of me and the other two went inside. I pick up the Enfield and say "Fuck it I'll just shoot myself for you guys." I put the gun in my mouth and pull the trigger. There's no ammo! The bandit rushes inside to get his friends. I start running. No idea where I'm going. But this was the awesome part of the dream. I'm in a neighborhood with nice houses and yards and the houses are packed pretty close together. So I'm running through peoples' yards, avoiding the street obviously. A couple cars drive by and I'm just booking it behind trees and through gardens. I can hear peoples' TVs playing in their homes, and see old ladies sitting in their rocking chairs. Then I hop a fence into some guy's backyard. I heard moans and groans coming from his TV. I guess porn is necessary in a zombie apocalypse, although I haven't seen a single zombie since the two tanks. So I do some flips n' shit over this guys multiple fences (it was like a fucking maze in this guys backyard) and escape the bandits. I hear my name being called. Something about money and "what I should do with it?" I hear my name again, and again, louder and louder. My eyes open. It's my dad asking about Paypal.

Fuck you Dad. Fuck you.

Edited July 26, 2012 by IDunc

[Gogster (DayZ) 626]

Paragraphs?

[zyfer.nyholm@gmail.com 131]

ohh god, thats one vivid dream man :) how long have you been playing this mod? and did you by any chance stay up for nights hehe :)

Edited July 26, 2012 by Zyfer

[nufcmickey 32]

I been playing it for 2 weeks and had 2 dreams about Dayz, My partner said I been talking in my sleep about spawning and stuff. Gonna have to calm it down on this game me reckon

[Twosheds 22]

thats amazing! Love it

[cbishop1782@yahoo.com 1]

screw paragraphs this is the internet lol

[slugsmoneygirls 6]

im blazed and this was the best story