Another Important Suggestion, That Would Put Farmers Into A New Type Of Work.

[ZoggleDeOrange 3]

Hell..This game revolves around beans. Hell, my life revolves around this game, which revolves around beans, which means I revolve around a game that revolves around beans, meaning I revolve around beans. Mind F*ck right? But it's true, too true in all honesty, so I'm placing down my thoughts on what should happen in this game and in real life.

1. Give the most populated part of the planet the simple T-Virus, act like you didn't slip it into there water supply and whistle away while turning your back with a shrug.

2. Tell your government, myn being the Western Australian one with Red-Head as our prime, that we're under attack by a zombie plague, and I bet she'll give us arms and what not because she let the carbon tax to be allowed, which is sleety of her. Also she dis-allowed gay marriage, not that I'm gay or anything..So she'll be like, herp...Zambies?.

3. If allowed by the red-headed retardo of the state, kill the zombies, suggest all orange farms be gone.

If not allowed: Simple enough, say she's infected and kill her, take control of the state and kill all the zombies and suggest all orange farms to be gone.

4. Once you've secured your state, all you need now is to finally kill off the orange farms and farmers and make some Bean Farms. That's right, Bean farms!....Hell, who doesn't love some beans?

5. Eat the beans.

Summary: Sure it's a lot of work to gain some beans, but who said work is easy? And plus..You're a survivor, beans is everything...

For Rocket: Add bean farming, so we'll be able to punch a tree with our bean given strength and hold out hand out, as a can of beans falls perfectly into our grasps, which would be cool. And no, I'm not drunk if you've read my previous topic, I'm just a out of the box thinker.

[Gogster (DayZ) 626]

You're crazy, I like you.

[Slyguy65 499]

You're crazy, I like you.

Some ones been watching too much HOUSE

[irGoodman 22]

I understand none.